Why aren't gluten free people mainstream?

The go against the grain.

How do you drown a hipster?

Throw him in the mainstream.

What does mainstream media and viral video have in common?

It's all staged.

Jokes about necrophilia and bestiality are pretty mainstream

Telling them is like beating off a dead horse

What do you call an elephant that’s no longer mainstream?

Ir-elephant

I dont like the fact that the Thailand cave boys have become all famous and mainstream.

I preferred them when they were more Underground

What is a mainstream media award for accurate, fair and even-handed journalism called?

A pink slip.

When new self driving cars become mainstream, country music will change

We'll be hearing songs about how my truck ran off

I'm writing a musical about a rag-tag team of Breitbart columnists standing up to the mainstream media elites.

It's called Fake Newsies.

What do you call people who hate mainstream beer?

Hopsters

I threw a hipster into the Mississippi...

Guess whose mainstream now?

Why was the hipster fish late to the party?

Because he didn’t take the mainstream.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream.

Hipster Jokes!

Why did the hipster float down the tributary?

Because the river was too mainstream.


How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number you've never heard of.


Why did the hipster burn his mouth when he ate pizza?

Because he ate it be...

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A woman goes shoe shopping and discovers that all of the mainstream brands are out of stock. She yells and complains to the manager until a customer throws an orange at her.

At this, the woman miraculously calms down and immediately leaves the store. Dumbfounded, the manager asks the custome...

some hipster jokes

Q: What do you call a hipster with a speech
impediment?
A: Mumblr. Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool. Q: Why are all the ugly chicks hipsters?
A: Because beauty is just too Mainstream!Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
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