Louis CK might not physically have had sex with any women
But he came close.
I hate it when people use metaphors that are physically impossible.
It makes my blood boil.
Physical
Seventy-eight year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, "George everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at peace with your self and have a good relationship with God? "George replied, "...
Men, if you're in a new relationship with a woman, but things aren't progressing physically, buy her a bra from the clearance rack.
At that point, it's already 50% off.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. At one point in the discussion, the teacher remarked that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow an entire human being because
โฆeven though the whale was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. "But the whale swallowed Jonah," the little girl insisted.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. It was physically impossible, she said. The little girl said, "When I get to he...
Filming *Aladdin* must have been physically very hard on Will Smith.
I understand that at the end of each day shooting he was black and blue.
What do you call a worker who physically makes nametags?
A manual labeler
To prevent spreading coronavirus, Aha's Morten Harket doesn't physically kiss people.
He just get close to them and says "moi,
which is a different take on me
I physically force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials,
just to show him how good he has it.
When it comes to physically abusive relationships...
They are hit or miss
What do you call a physically enhancing drug that comes from space?
Asteroid.
What did the gamer say when they were told they had to spend the next year inside their home, physically isolated from the rest of the world?
What's the catch?
I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered and his son is left physically disabled...
...Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Finding Nemo is a real thriller!
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