Have mercy I've never written any humor until now. I've attempted to write a joke about a meta joke.

A meta joke walks into a bar and says to the bartender

"I don't have much time to explain! We're living in a hypothetical reality, both of us, characters in a joke! I tell you this here and now, despite the fact that by all metrics I should not be a sentient or even tangible entity capable o...

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Two Confused Aliens

Two aliens land at a gas station around midnight. Not having previously seen Earth or its inhabitants, the aliens approach the gas pumps and demand,

"Take me to your leader!"

They receive no reply, so they back away to discuss their next course of action. After much discussion, the fir...

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