As part of his inauguration, Biden must prove his physical fitness by running a lap of the White House.
On the starting line, the marshal tells him about all the other presidents to have completed the race before him.
“Obama was truly spectacular! He did his lap in only 15 minutes and 23 seconds! Trump was terrible and it took him well over 20 minutes to complete.”
Scoffing, Biden said “...
An elderly man and his wife are losing their memory
An elderly man and his wife are losing their memory. Fearful that they may be developing early signs of dementia, Alzheimers, or the like, they speed off to their doctor. The doctor gives them a thorough examination and says, "Honestly, you are both in great shape and should take pride in your physi...