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Geographical Jokes

Geographical puns are below me.

There's Norway I'd go Oslo that.


Ps: Sorry, I was a Lillehammer'd when I thought of this.

I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones

There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that

Plateaus are...

...the highest form of geographical flattery.

The Talking Cat (Original)

Two French brothers are out fishing when one hooks something on his line. After a lot of huffing and puffing by the two of them, they pull up a small wooden chest. They open it, and inside there is a small tabby cat with a note that says "This is a magical talking cat. Please take care of him."...

Did you know that Cincinnati is known as the "The City of Seven Hills"?

Unlike most cities, it's not a continuous grid. It's several geographically distinct areas ringing downtown. It's pretty bewildering when you first visit, but eventually you start to learn your way around and you appreciate how unique and beautiful the area is with so much change in elevation.
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Yo momma so fat...

She is geographically bipolar.

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