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Pet Peeve Jokes

What’s your biggest pet peeve?

Mine is people who ask a question just so they can give their own answer to it.

What is a diver's pet peeve?

The bends.

It really makes his blood boil

This is my biggest pet peeve

He's an elephant, all my pets are named peeve

I've got a pet peeve

His name is Sparkles and he likes belly rubs.

Who has the best pet peeves?

Dumbledore

I found my Pet Peeve the other day

He was hiding under the couch. Still a good boye though.

My husband just told me I should name my next dog Peeve.

So I can tell everyone, “This is my pet peeve.”

Everyone keeps getting annoyed and repeatedly asking me what my dog's name is.

Why won't they understand that that's my pet peeve?

I was thinking of having a poltergeist as a pet..

Now it's one of my worst Pet Peeves


(Harry Potter reference)

One day, a man was watching a movie with his girlfriend at his house

A man decided to take his girlfriend back to his house after a date.

She had never been to his home before, and things were getting steamy during the movie.

Just as things were starting to heat up, the couple heard a scratching noise and the man was getting visibly annoyed.

The...

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A man died and was on his way to heaven

When he reached heaven, he saw Jesus standing in front of him. Jesus said: "We have a long way ahead of us. Come...let's walk."

Jesus trying to have some small talk with the man, asked him whether he has has any pet peeves. The man replied: "I don't like it when people bend over in front of m...

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A Single Guy Moves From New York City to the DEEP Country

He is so tired of city life he decides to move to the middle of nowhere and try something new. He buys a plot of land with a small farmhouse and 100 acres.

As he is unpacking his UHaul, he sees an old beat up truck kicking up dust down the dirt road. The truck turns on his lane and a man ge...

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