A guy tells his buddy, "I got my wife a dog for her birthday."
His buddy asks, "What breed?"
The guy says, "It's a pug. And, despite the squashed nose, the bulging eyes and the rolls of fat, the dog really loves her."
Pete Townshend and Keith Moon were arrested last night after releasing 1000 pugs from a cosmetic company’s testing facility.
The Who let the dogs out.
If you dress up a pug like gru from despicable me
You get a group hug.
Imagine the disappointment when if a wolf knew it's descendant would be a pug
That's how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun
My DNA results came back 39% German, 27% Irish, 19% Beagle and 15% Pug.
Turns out my dog licked my sample.
My alarm system kept breaking down
The alarm system kept breaking down so, instead of repairing it I decided to get a guard dog instead.
I went to the pet store and the shopkeeper showed me a lot of breeds to choose from. A Rottweiler, a German Shepherd, A Doberman, but there was this one tiny little pug that caught my eye. I...
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So this lady has a husband who travels a lot on work
She is worried about her safety, being alone at home all the time, and she decides to get herself a guard dog. She goes to the kennel and asks for the most ferocious dog they have. “That would be Mike Tyson” says the kennel owner. He goes out back and returns with a tiny little pug trotting ...
Why does getting one small dog with a smushed up face lead to getting many more dogs?
It's a gateway Pug
What do you do when you've finished giving the dog a bath?
Pull the pug out.