Little Adam asks the grade 3 teacher "Is 'buttcheeks' one word? ..... Or should I spread them?"
Before the teacher could overcome her mild annoyance, little excited Brian chips in: "There should always be a colon in the middle! Am I right? "
The teacher shakes her head: "Look...
Mario was sick of jumping around all day
He felt like he should be more politically involved. A few weeks ago, his friend Toad helped him set up a TV (mostly for watching trashy reality shows), but Mario became obsessed with US news networks. CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, you name it. He had heard before of American democracy, and found it prefera...
A duck gets in trouble for blowing bubbles in the pond.
A flock of ducks are in a pond. One day, a particular duck, whom we’ll call Quack, found himself upset over seeing another duck blowing bubbles in the pond. So upset, in fact, he decides to take the duck (whose name was Waddle) to court.
Once in court, the duck is is called to the duck...
All those people who think they know everything are such an annoyance..
..to those of us who actually do.
Guilty of Annoyance
A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.
Judge: “Where do you work?”
Defendant: “Here and there.”
Judge: “What do you do for a living?”
Defendant: “This and that.”
Judge: “Take him away.”
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My therapist recommended an anonymous community to me, a narcissist. Said that they gather and discuss their day to day accomplishments, annoyances, etc.
I told him I've been using Reddit for a couple months now and see no changes.
I then saw myself out.