When she got there, she was informed that she would be reincarnated. However, she could choose which animal.
"One has always thought reindeers are majestic." She said. So sure enough, a moment later she found herself in the form of a reindeer.
Grazing happily in the England's green ...
A policeman pulls over a speeding Ferrari.
He looks through the window and to his annoyance sees a rebellious looking teenager. The policeman decides he's going to teach this spoiled kid a lesson. He takes a piece of chalk and draws a circle on the floor.
"Get out of the car and stand in the circle. If I see you step out, I'll...
All those people who think they know everything are such an annoyance..
..to those of us who actually do.
Guilty of Annoyance
A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.
Judge: “Where do you work?”
Defendant: “Here and there.”
Judge: “What do you do for a living?”
Defendant: “This and that.”
Judge: “Take him away.”
I really hate articles that say 5 reasons why something is best and 5 reasons why it's the worst.
The whole argument is completely valid for the reason something is best. Which makes it a good article.
It actually makes the article just so contradictory it sucks.
But they are so easy to read and generally they are well written.
There are so many that each time Google recomme...
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My therapist recommended an anonymous community to me, a narcissist. Said that they gather and discuss their day to day accomplishments, annoyances, etc.
I told him I've been using Reddit for a couple months now and see no changes.
I then saw myself out.