When she got there, she was informed that she would be reincarnated. However, she could choose which animal.
"One has always thought reindeers are majestic." She said. So sure enough, a moment later she found herself in the form of a reindeer.
Grazing happily in the England's green ...
Pablo Escobar gets his comeuppance
Back when Pablo Escobar was still a small time crook, he was known for peddling his product in the shady street corners of his home town.
One day during said nefarious activities, a bunch of local children rode by on their bikes and recognized his face. They promptly reported the heinous crim...
A policeman pulls over a speeding Ferrari.
He looks through the window and to his annoyance sees a rebellious looking teenager. The policeman decides he's going to teach this spoiled kid a lesson. He takes a piece of chalk and draws a circle on the floor.
"Get out of the car and stand in the circle. If I see you step out, I'll...
All those people who think they know everything are such an annoyance..
..to those of us who actually do.
Guilty of Annoyance
A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.
Judge: “Where do you work?”
Defendant: “Here and there.”
Judge: “What do you do for a living?”
Defendant: “This and that.”
Judge: “Take him away.”
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My therapist recommended an anonymous community to me, a narcissist. Said that they gather and discuss their day to day accomplishments, annoyances, etc.
I told him I've been using Reddit for a couple months now and see no changes.
I then saw myself out.