What does a teacher with a surfboard do at the beach?
He prepares for the second wave.
I got a surfboard for my wife...
Pretty good trade
What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?
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Ms. Nugent, a retired widow went to the beach wearing a bra and thong.
Her husband had died a few years back and after years of mourning she decided it was time to get back in the game. And what better way than to go to the beach in a racy, sexy swimsuit to snag a man. In her youth, this plan never seemed to fail although in that time, they didn't have thongs.
The Windsurfer And The Two Fishermen
Two fishermen were sitting by a lake. Suddenly, a windsurfer raced past them and made a huge backflip, but failed the landing horribly. When he didn't surface the two fishermen sailed towards his floating surfboard. They threw their nets in and pulled him up and saw to their horror that he was compl...
the lord will save me
So there is a religious guy living in an area that is being greatly flooded. (Let’s call him father Otis) when there is a couple of inches of water on the ground a guy on a surfboard comes along and says in a think Mexican accent "father Otis I get you to safety just hop on my board and I take...