"Hey, bug on my back", asked a fly. "Are you a mite?" "I mite be," giggled the mite.
The fly groaned. "That's the worst joke I've ever heard!" "Well, what do you expect?" said the mite. "I came up with it on the fly"
Why is it so hard to pick up a flea?
Because you have to use all your mite.
A joke from my 5 year old: "Know what really killed the dinosaurs? TNT!"
"That's why it's called Dino-mite!!"
What body of water is full of testicular mites?
The Baltic Sea.
I just told my girlfriend that I was an Italian mite in a past life .
I'm a Roman tick at heart.
A fly felt something bite his back...
Fly: "Hmmm. Whoever that was must be pretty small to fit on my back"
"Hey! What are you? A mite? "
Mite: " Yeah, as in I MIGHT have just bit you hahaha!"
Fly: "That's the worst pun I've ever heard."
Mite: "What can I say, I came up with it on the fly."
How good is your knowledge of Demodicidae?
Jeff: Do you want to hear a demo, dex?
Dex: Eye Mite.
What did the Australian say to the bug with great vision?
Good eye, mite
A termite walks into a bar and asks...
"Is the bar tender here?"
A guy walks into a bar into a strange scene, a foot long pianist on the bar in front of a customer staring at the pianist.
Minding his own business, he pulls a stool beside him and calls to the bartender "give me the most special order you have, it's a special day" he says.
The tale of Drango Dune
A proddy young gunfighter swings off his horse and barges through the batwing doors into a saloon, where everyone falls silent, except for the piano player, who carries on playing with never a pause. "I'm looking for Drango Dune!" yells the young man, and everyone turns away except for one old-timer...
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Basic Training in the Marines
On the first day of basic training in the marines, a drill instructor has new recruits lined up and is dressing them down.
He tells them “You aren’t men, you’re maggots!... you’re not even maggots! You’re a mite sucking a maggots dick! But in 6 weeks those of you who don’t quit are going...
What kind of Tick is explosive?
What name did the Aussie give his pal who was in a vegetative state?
I've just read that the pollen count is exceptionally high this year.
That would explain why my 14 year old son is getting through so many boxes of tissues, poor little mite.
What do you call an exploding dinosaur?
The new bull
Three bulls are standing around overlooking a field full of cows when they overhear the farmer tell one of the cowhands to get the trailer ready to pick up a new bull. The old bull snorts and says, "I'm a tellin' ya what, there ain't but fifty cows here that are mine and if'n that new bull thinks...
What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?