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Adjective Jokes

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron

Which is ironic.

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An Interview

INTERVIEWER: What's your greatest strength?

ME: Shapeshifting

INTERVIEWER: Is that so?

INTERVIEWER: Yes

INTERVIEWER: Holy shit

EDIT:
Source: @AndyAsAdjective on Twitter

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What is adjective form of asshole?

Colonial

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Me , with my strange choice of adjectives.

You, with your muscular teeth and clockwise vagina.

My boyfriend didn’t believe me when I told him ‘very’ is an adjective

“It’s an adverb!”

Those were his very words.

I volunteered to help blind children today!

That’s a verb not an adjective btw.

What’s the best adjective to describe camping?

Intense.

"I want you to stop answering everything I say with two adjectives. Do you hear me?!" asked my wife.

"Loud and clear," I replied.

During an interview, the interviewer told me to describe myself using 3 adjectives. My response was...

"Lazy."

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Let's play "Is it an adjective or a verb?"

I love fucking pickles!

What is the best adjective to describe somebody who incessantly makes puns?

PUN-gent!

^^^I'm ^^^sorry

I saw a couple of adjectives and a pronoun nervously smoking outside court yesterday.

Probably awaiting sentencing.

Today my son told me he wanted to go help blind people after school...

The verb, not the adjective.

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The Grammar of F***

Transitive Verb: "I want you to fuck me until I can't walk."

Intransitive Verb: "We fucked until my dick fell off."

Phrasal Verb: "I'm going to royally fuck you up."

Noun: "That guy is such a dumb fuck."

Pronoun: "Look who fuck-face over there brought to the party."
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You cannot sue a Slipper making company for an accident.

Apparently 'slipper' isn't a noun, but an adjective in this case.

I just did one of those "what noun are you" quizzes...

and I got "pedantic", which is an adjective.

I bumped into my old English teacher that I fancied.

"What's new?" she asked.

I said, "An adjective."

I noticed a nuclear fusion reactor the other day in my backyard.

While in my backyard the other day, I noticed a large gravitationally confined plasma thermo-nuclear fusion reactor. Being an engineer, I saw that it was radiating huge amounts of energy at very high velocity in the form of incredibly high frequency transversely polarized Maxwellian electromagnetic ...

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Fascinate

Teacher: Can anyone use the word "fascinate" in a sentence?

Billy: I was fascinated by the sunrise.

Teacher: Good, but "fascinated" is past tense. Can anyone else try?

Suzie: It was fascinating to see the flowers grow.

Teacher: Good, Suzie, but you added an "ing" at the ...

You know what's funny?

An adjective.

What was your favourite pastry that Grammar used to make?

Mine was the delicious synonym rolls and my adjective was to eat at least half of them off the plate

What's green and slippery?

Two adjectives.

Trump's campaign is unique

Commentators keep grasping for new adjectives to describe just how unique Trump's campaign is. Let's hope, for all our sakes, that Trump's campaign remains un-presidented.

A bad Feghoot

There's a big casino nearby a big law firm. On Thursday night the lawyers get together and take a couple dollars each to bet on roulette. They split the money they earn (if any).

Well as they enter the casino on Thursday, everyone waves to them and says, "here comes the firm." Once they're in...

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