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After four months of sobriety, my cat relapsed and started doing catnip again...

The worst kind of nip-slip.

I found a substance that works like catnip, except only for Chinese bears

I'd release it, but that would cause pandamoanium.

When you put catnip in a scratching board to encourage cats to scratch it, you think itโ€™s cute when they use it.

But I would think that from their point of view, itโ€™s more like a crack addict that dropped a rock through a grate and is trying to get it back.

What do you call it when an addict cat relapses on catnip?

A nip slip ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

I ate catnip today.

I enjoyed it, but the cat sure didn't.

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

me catfishing

Me: I'm going catfishing

friend: no

Me: I want pussy

friend:don't play with people

Me: \*putting catnip on a hook\* what

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