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Pass Out Jokes

Tea-bagging people when they pass out is funny as hell

The other dentists at my surgery have no sense of humour.

If you eat 25 tacos and pass out, you’ll wake up in..

Tacoma

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A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were talking about how horrible their lives are...

The cucumber says, "my life sucks. I get left in the garden until I'm huge. Then cut into pieces and put in a salad." The pickle says, "That's nothing! I get to sit in a jar with vinegar till I get swollen. Then I get eaten." The penis laughs and says, " When I get huge, they throw a bag over my hea...

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