Why do we do shorten emergency brake to e-brake, but we don't shorten parking brake to p-brake?

Because it's really inconvenient to have a p-brake while you're driving.

Yesterday was brutal. I forgot to apply the parking brake on my car...

And then it just went downhill from there.

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Husband goes to a police station, says ‘My wife is missing!’

Husband goes to a police station...
“My wife is missing! She went out yesterday and has not come home...”

Sergeant at Police Station:
“What is her height?”

Husband:
“Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall

Sergeant:
“Weight?”

Husband:
“Don't know. N...

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So a man is driving on the highway and he really needs to jerk off...

So he pulls over to the side of the road, gets on his knees behind the car, and starts going at it.

With him behind the car and on his knees, people driving by will think that he's fixing his car instead of masturbating. The man closes his eyes to intensify the masturbating.

About 15 m...

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