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Ratchet Jokes

A man walks into a harware store....

A man walks into a hardware store after his crazy ex-girlfriend broke all his furnature. Being a resourceful guy, he decided to fix his damaged possessions rather than buying new ones. He found all the hammers, nails, screwsm and other items he needed, but was lacking one tool he didnt't know the na...

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alley way

So a white man, a black man, and a mexican are walking down an alleyway and one of them accidentally knock over a trashcan and a genie comes out. The genie announces himself as the ratchet genie and grants each man 1 wish.

The mexican says "i wish that i and my fellow hispanics can all live p...

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