Emergency Brake Jokes - 9 Hilarious Emergency Brake Jokes

Why do we do shorten emergency brake to e-brake, but we don't shorten parking brake to p-brake?

Because it's really inconvenient to have a p-brake while you're driving.

Emergency Brake

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.

Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home.

That'...

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A woman was driving her buggy to town when a patrol officer stopped her.

“I'm not going to book you,” he said "but I just wanted to warn you that your rear reflector is broken and it could be dangerous.”

“I thank thee,” replied the lady. “I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home.”

“And also,” said the officer, “I noticed one of the reins i...

An Amish Woman

Amish woman(riding a horse and buggy) gets pulled over because reflector on her buggy is broken.. cop says, “you might want to have your husband look at your reflector” He notices a rope wrapped around the horse’s balls…”and ma’am, some folks might find that rope offensive”. The lady later makes i...

Amish wagon

A Amish wife was coming home from grocery shopping and a highway patrol noticed the slow moving vehicle sign was danging and about ready to fall off. He pulls her over and explains the situation and notices the reins for the horse are wrapped around the horses balls, he points out she might fix that...

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A police officer pulls over an Amish couple in a horse-drawn buggy.

The husband sticks his hand out and says "Hi officer, is there a problem?"

The police officer says, "Sir, are you aware that you have a rope tied around your horse's dick and sack?"

Confused, the Amish man says "The wife and I will take care of it as soon as we get home."

Aft...

My boss said "You are the worst train driver I have seen. Late again by more than hour"

I told him there was a guy that jumped on the track so I had to apply the emergency brakes. Boss tells me that this is dangerous to the passengers so next time just run over him.

The next day I am late again. He is furious and I explain that one more guy jumped on the tracks.

"I TOLD Y...

There was a man in Bulgaria who worked on a train for a living.

He loved his job. Working on a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to walk the aisles, checking passenger's tickets! Unfortunately, one day he slipped and grabbed the emergency brake, causing the train to crash. He made it out alright, but a person died. Well, needless to sa...

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Buttermilk pancakes and an orange Popsicle

There once was a man who loved trains more than anything else in the world. Ever since he was a boy, he would play with his toy trains and dream of driving trains for a real train company.

So, when he turned 18, he packed his bags and waved goodbye to his family. He headed out the doo...

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