Pink Panther’s to do list

- To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooo

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.

When the Pink Panther stepped on an ant, what song did they play?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant......

What do you call a Jewish bread that the Black Panther bakes for Thor's party?

T'calla's challah for the Val'Halla gala.

What do you call a Black Panther themed condom?

A Wacondom.

If Black Panther was a Pokemon, Ash would ask him...

Wakanda Pokemon are you?

The Arizona Wildlife World Zoo refused to euthanize the panther that killed a woman who jumped into its enclosure to take a selfie...

...making it the first black entity to ever successfully invoke the Castle Doctrine/Stand Your Ground against a white entity.

What does Black Panther say when he sees an unfamiliar bird?

Wakanda bird is this?

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Panther. Panther who?

Panth er no panth, I’m going thwimming!

What does black panther use as protection?

Wakondoms

In Black Panther, when she said "what are those", I cringed a little bit...

I mean, Wakanda joke is that?

Just saw the Black Panther movie

3/5 would recommend.

If Black Panther and Storm had kids, what would they be called?

Thunder Cats.

What is the pink panther thinking when he walks into a strip club?

Tiddy - tiddy - tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddyyy

Went to go see Black Panther today

And the employee at the concession stand asked wakanda snacks i wanted

Critics are comparing Aquaman to Black Panther

At first glance, the movies do appear similar. They both feature ancient sci-fi utopias hidden from the rest of the world. In each movie, theres a fight for the throne in order to stop a war. However, they are ignoring one major difference: the characters in Aquaman can swim.

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What does T’ challa from Black panther put on when he has sex?

A wakandom

If black panther took place in Mexico, the name of the protagonist would be..

T’Cholo

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Black Panther walks into a racist bar...

"Wakanda shit is this?"

I was ordering food for the cast of Black Panther. I asked if they liked pizza.

They said, “It depends. Wakanda pizza?”

I saw a girl wearing a Black Panther shirt today.

So I walk up to her and say, "Hey girl, Wakanda music do you listen to?"

I didn’t really like the new Black Panther...

It felt like only 3/5ths of a movie.

The guy that played Killmonger in Black Panther is great

He's the Michael Jordan of acting.

The pink panther likes to do

To do to do to do to do to do to dooo dodododo

A black guy at the cinema told me (a white guy) I wasn't allowed to watch Black Panther.

Apparently I have to "buy" a "ticket"

Pink Panther's TODO list

1. TODO
2. TODO
3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO

T'challa's father was the Black Panther first

but he was more of a lyin' king.

Have you seen Black Panther?

Wakanda question is that?

Sorry if repost, this just hit me. Couldn’t find it by searching on my phone.

The Pink Panther was writing a to-do list but got sidetracked...

To-do...
To-Do...
To-Do To-Do
To-Do
To-Do-Dooooo......

Did you hear that they changed the theme song when they found out the Pink Panther was a Redditor?

Now it goes pedant pedant....

The NHL's Florida Panthers have apologized to their fans for using Kevin Spacey in a marketing campaign

it's probably for the best. He's a better fit with the Nashville Predators

Knock knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who?

Your "pan-ther" falling down.

So sorry, good night.

"What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?"

"No idea."

"Denim."

"Denim?"

"Denim denim denim denim denim..."

Why is the pink panther the busiest of cats

He always has something to do,
to do, to do do do dodo dodoooh

What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of?

Denim Deniiiiiiiimmmmmm

This is guaranteed laughs in the Chinese classroom. It was originally a bit in a Pink Panther movie

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
"Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies,...

The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called...

To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo...

Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment.

He drives into a street and suddenly drives out.

It was a

Dead-end.
Dead-end.
Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd...

The Pink Panther's To Do List

To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo...

Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh...

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview at call center

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, I see the green grass and I think to myself: I hope it will be a pink day."

The Frenc...

What does a tank museum and a zoo have in common?

They both have Panthers, pumas, tigers and elephants.

I got kicked out of my aunt's funeral for singing a song...

It was the Pink Panther theme. Dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt dead aunt dead aunt...

I'm gonna dress up as Forest Gump tonight and go to the movies and make a a scene.

Then I will have to apologize for ruining their Black Panther party

A Tiger Wedding

A tiger was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood at distance and wished the tiger

A cat came and climbed to the stage and danced nicely then extended his hand to wish the tiger

The tiger roared in rage and said how dare you come on the stage? Even t...

Craft Beer

About six months ago, I joined the craft beer craze by setting up a back porch brewery, mixing my own corn mash and hops and water. It took me a few batches, by trial and error, but I finally got a good balance of bitterness, color, carbonation and “buzz.”

The stuff tasted pretty good, so I s...

There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL!

The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs.

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A man, a pub and a dare

A man goes to a pub for a drink and spies on the counter a glass jar filled with $50 notes.
"bartender, what's this then" the man asks while pointing to his favourite ale on tap.
"oh, that's for the local dare we got set up, put in $50, you do three things and you get the whole jar. First yo...

I bet you $20 I can tell you the score of the big game tonight before it even starts.

Broncos: 0 Panthers: 0

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Old Dog

An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.


The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh...

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Some hockey jokes, shamelessly lifted from /r/hockey

What country has the most physical hockey team?

The Czech Republic.
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Why do St Louis fans drink out of bowls?

No Cups.

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How do you keep the Panthers out of your backyard?

Put up a goal net....