If Black Panther and Storm had kids, what would they be called?

Thunder Cats.

The Pink Panther's To Do list

\- Todo

\- Todo

\- Todo todo todo todo todooooooo tododododo

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.

What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.









Edit: Swigity Swoo, I got a silver from you?

Edit: Golly Gee, a gold for me?

Edit: Boo hoo, a baby snoo too?

Edit: Cowabunga Grift, I got a coin gift!

Edit: Beagle pup, here comes a bless up!

What did the Pink Panther write down on his itinerary?

To do
To do
To do
To do
To do doo doo doo

Why are panthers so much stealthier than their jaguar and leopard cousins?

Because they're never spotted.

If Black Panther made Jewish bread for Thor's party

would it be T'Challa's Valhalla gala challah?

How does Pink Panther main theme song sounds like in Turkish?

Durum durum... durum... durum durum durum durum duruuuuum.... dududurum.

The Arizona Wildlife World Zoo refused to euthanize the panther that killed a woman who jumped into its enclosure to take a selfie...

...making it the first black entity to ever successfully invoke the Castle Doctrine/Stand Your Ground against a white entity.

In Black Panther, when she said "what are those", I cringed a little bit...

I mean, Wakanda joke is that?

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What's the best name for the groups of armed anti-stay-at-home protesters?

Vanilla Isis

Flu Klux Klan

Lack Panthers

HamAss

Meal Team Six

Gravy Seals

Irrational Guard

Y'all Qaeda

Branch Covidians

Boko Moron

The Coughedaracy

101st Chairborne

Cosplaytriots

The Yeehadis

Hogan's Ze...

Just saw the Black Panther movie

3/5 would recommend.

If Black Panther was a Pokemon, Ash would ask him...

Wakanda Pokemon are you?

What do you call a Black Panther themed condom?

A Wacondom.

Went to go see Black Panther today

And the employee at the concession stand asked wakanda snacks i wanted

What does black panther use as protection?

Wakondoms

What does Black Panther say when he sees something dumb?

Wakanda nonsense is this?

If black panther took place in Mexico, the name of the protagonist would be..

T’Cholo

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Panther. Panther who?

Panth er no panth, I’m going thwimming!

I was ordering food for the cast of Black Panther. I asked if they liked pizza.

They said, “It depends. Wakanda pizza?”

I didn’t really like the new Black Panther...

It felt like only 3/5ths of a movie.

The guy that played Killmonger in Black Panther is great

He's the Michael Jordan of acting.

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Black Panther walks into a racist bar...

"Wakanda shit is this?"

I saw a girl wearing a Black Panther shirt today.

So I walk up to her and say, "Hey girl, Wakanda music do you listen to?"

Critics are comparing Aquaman to Black Panther

At first glance, the movies do appear similar. They both feature ancient sci-fi utopias hidden from the rest of the world. In each movie, theres a fight for the throne in order to stop a war. However, they are ignoring one major difference: the characters in Aquaman can swim.

A black guy at the cinema told me (a white guy) I wasn't allowed to watch Black Panther.

Apparently I have to "buy" a "ticket"

The pink panther likes to do

To do to do to do to do to do to dooo dodododo

"What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?"

"No idea."

"Denim."

"Denim?"

"Denim denim denim denim denim..."

Knock knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who?

Your "pan-ther" falling down.

So sorry, good night.

The Pink Panther was writing a to-do list but got sidetracked...

To-do...
To-Do...
To-Do To-Do
To-Do
To-Do-Dooooo......

Did you hear that they changed the theme song when they found out the Pink Panther was a Redditor?

Now it goes pedant pedant....

What is the pink panther thinking when he walks into a strip club?

Tiddy - tiddy - tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddyyy

T'challa's father was the Black Panther first

but he was more of a lyin' king.

Have you seen Black Panther?

Wakanda question is that?

Sorry if repost, this just hit me. Couldn’t find it by searching on my phone.

Why is the pink panther the busiest of cats

He always has something to do,
to do, to do do do dodo dodoooh

What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of?

Denim Deniiiiiiiimmmmmm

The NHL's Florida Panthers have apologized to their fans for using Kevin Spacey in a marketing campaign

it's probably for the best. He's a better fit with the Nashville Predators

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Wait for it ...

So one of my aunts is African American and ever since Black Panther came out, we all call he Aunt Wakanda (I know ...). Any way, my wife always tries to get my Aunt to go to our Catholic church with us, but my Aunt refuses even though she grew up in the church. We finally asked her why she won’t eve...

This is guaranteed laughs in the Chinese classroom. It was originally a bit in a Pink Panther movie

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
"Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies,...

The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called...

To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo...

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

PANTHER

Panther who?

YOUR PANTHER DOWN!

The Pink Panther's To Do List

To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo...

Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh...

Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment.

He drives into a street and suddenly drives out.

It was a

Dead-end.
Dead-end.
Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd...

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What does a tank museum and a zoo have in common?

They both have Panthers, pumas, tigers and elephants.

Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview at call center

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, I see the green grass and I think to myself: I hope it will be a pink day."

The Frenc...

I got kicked out of my aunt's funeral for singing a song...

It was the Pink Panther theme. Dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt dead aunt dead aunt...

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A man, a pub and a dare

A man goes to a pub for a drink and spies on the counter a glass jar filled with $50 notes.
"bartender, what's this then" the man asks while pointing to his favourite ale on tap.
"oh, that's for the local dare we got set up, put in $50, you do three things and you get the whole jar. First yo...

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Little Johnny overheard a couple of girls in school

The kids were whispering "Purple flowers, purple flowers," and giggling. Curious what this meant, Johnny asked his friend.

"Jimmy, what does purple flowers mean?" Johnny asked.

Little Jimmy looked at Johnny in horror and said "I'm not gonna be friends with someone who says stuff like t...

I'm gonna dress up as Forest Gump tonight and go to the movies and make a a scene.

Then I will have to apologize for ruining their Black Panther party

I bet you $20 I can tell you the score of the big game tonight before it even starts.

Broncos: 0 Panthers: 0

There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL!

The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs.

Craft Beer

About six months ago, I joined the craft beer craze by setting up a back porch brewery, mixing my own corn mash and hops and water. It took me a few batches, by trial and error, but I finally got a good balance of bitterness, color, carbonation and “buzz.”

The stuff tasted pretty good, so I s...

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Old Dog

An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.


The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh...

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Caught in the act

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.

For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabb...

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Some hockey jokes, shamelessly lifted from /r/hockey

What country has the most physical hockey team?

The Czech Republic.
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Why do St Louis fans drink out of bowls?

No Cups.

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How do you keep the Panthers out of your backyard?

Put up a goal net....

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