How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?

Call customer service to dispute the purchase.

What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros and a toilet seat?

I don't know, but there's no way I'm using **that** bathroom

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar

He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the rhino, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the rhino abruptly gets up and returns home.

The next night, the woman goes to his place. "You owe me money," s...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Elephino.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy? [Works every time]

What's a mattababy?
Nothing what's a matta with you

What do you call a mix between an elephant, a rhinoceros, and a hippo?

Hell if I know

A lost rhinoceros wanders into a house and cannot find his way back out.

He panics and runs through a wall, destroying the kitchen. He's still inside the house so he breaks through another wall, finding himself in the bathroom. He's frustrated that he still hasn't gotten out of the house and he tears through a third wall. Still, he has not found his way out of the house....

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A guy buys a ranch.

A city guy buys a ranch. He sits on the porch of his new house taking in the fresh country air when a dusty truck pulls up.

The man in the truck gets out. he's 7 feet tall, with a huge beard. " I came to invite you to a little Welcome to the Neighborhood party at my place tonight. "

"W...

The Lion and the Elephant

Everybody knows that the lion is the king of the jungle. Always has been, and for generations it seemed like he always would be. One afternoon, however, after a particularly poorly received watering hole decision, the elephant had had enough.

“Lion,” he said, “I’ve been your major domo for a...

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros.

Football game on Noah's Ark

Okay so the animals have been on the ark for thirty days and thirty nights and frankly they are getting bored. So to provide entertainment B-Deck challenges C-Deck to a game of football. They get it all set up and begin play. B-Deck makes some early gains but C-Deck is unstoppable. They have Rhinoce...

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A monkey is smoking a joint.. (NFSW)

A monkey is smoking a joint when rabbit arrives and says: “ Come on monkey leave the joint and go for run with me, its healthier...”

A monkey thinks about it and says: “You are right, lets go!”

They both start running and after a while they see a zebra preparing some hash.

Rabb...

A bunch of groan-worthy one-liners

- Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

- Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

- Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One says to the other, "Something's fishy about this."

- Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says, "Oh ...

A Collection of "What do you Call"s

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Ideer!
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
*Still* no Ideer!
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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhinoceros?
Elephino, but let's get away from that huge thing!
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If you need explaining, ask...

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