Why are panthers so much stealthier than their jaguar and leopard cousins?

Because they're never spotted.

The NHL's Florida Panthers have apologized to their fans for using Kevin Spacey in a marketing campaign

it's probably for the best. He's a better fit with the Nashville Predators

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What's the best name for the groups of armed anti-stay-at-home protesters?

Vanilla Isis

Flu Klux Klan

Lack Panthers

HamAss

Meal Team Six

Gravy Seals

Irrational Guard

Y'all Qaeda

Branch Covidians

Boko Moron

The Coughedaracy

101st Chairborne

Cosplaytriots

The Yeehadis

Hogan's Ze...

What does a tank museum and a zoo have in common?

They both have Panthers, pumas, tigers and elephants.

I bet you $20 I can tell you the score of the big game tonight before it even starts.

Broncos: 0 Panthers: 0

There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL!

The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs.

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Some hockey jokes, shamelessly lifted from /r/hockey

What country has the most physical hockey team?

The Czech Republic.
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Why do St Louis fans drink out of bowls?

No Cups.

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How do you keep the Panthers out of your backyard?

Put up a goal net....

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