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I need a woman who is beautiful... I need a woman who is a wildcat in bed with a high sex drive... I need a woman who is wealthy...

...and I need these women to never meet.

So this redneck in New York is getting mugged...

and he fights like a wildcat, but eventually the three toughs overcome him. Two hold him down while the third grabs his wallet and opens it.
"Ten dollars??!!? You fought like a madman for *15 minutes* for a lousy ten bucks?"
"Oh no!" replied the redneck. "I thought you were going af...

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