What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A BMW has the pricks on the inside!

What do you call a porcupine that wants to be a guardian of the galaxy

Peter QUILL

What sounds do porcupines make when they kiss?

"Ouch!"

I took my kid to the pet store, and he wanted to get a porcupine who had lost all its quills.

I said, “That seems pointless.”

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Tesla?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside and would never get a smug, personalized license plate.

What’s A Porcupine’s Favorite Medicine?

NyQuil!

What did the suicidal porcupine do?

It quilled itself

What do you call a porcupine riding a turtle?

A slow poke.

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside...

I remembered this joke after a Prick in a BMW was driving today in a strip mall like killing pedestrians is a tax write off.

I guess this prick didn’t want to get stuck in traffic...

A porcupine walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender nods, and asks him for his ID. “But why?” Asked the porcupine

“It’s the law.” The bartender responded. “But why?” The porcupine asked again. “To keep children from being able to access alcohol.” The bartender responded, growing impatient with the porcupine. “But why?” The porcupine asked again. Annoyed, the bartender threw up his hands. “Why are you asking so ...

Courtesy of my five year old son... What do you get when a turtle and porcupine have a baby?

A slow poke!

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How do porcupines have sex?

Carefully.

Why did the porcupine stab the petshop owner

He rubbed him the wrong way

What do you call a porcupine with an acetylene torch?

Spiny the welder.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine?

An animal that knits its own sweaters.

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

"Sir" from a distance.

What tree does bacon grow on?

Porcupine

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the...

A teacher does a quiz with her class.

She asks the children:" So guys what walks on four legs and hurts to touch?" So one kid goes:" A hedgehog" the teacher responds:" I was thinking of a porcupine, but I like the way that you think, next question, what has wheels and takes me to school?" The same kid answers:" Your car". "It is my bike...

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Animal jokes for kids

Here is the list of the rest of our animal jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids:

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.

Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
A: Build a sty-scraper!

Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
A:...

My all time favorite lawyer joke.

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Stupid Q & A Jokes

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash!


Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. "Is that you mommy?"


Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.


Q. How do crazy people go...

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My grandmother's opinion of my sister's slutty friend.

I once heard my Nana say of my sister's slutty friend: "If she'd had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, that girl'd look like a porcupine."

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