What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

The pricks are on the outside of the porcupine.

What sounds do porcupines make when they kiss?

"Ouch!"

What’s the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine

A porcupine doesn’t have leather seats

I took my kid to the pet store, and he wanted to get a porcupine who had lost all its quills.

I said, “That seems pointless.”

What do you call a porcupine that wants to be a guardian of the galaxy

Peter QUILL

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside...

I remembered this joke after a Prick in a BMW was driving today in a strip mall like killing pedestrians is a tax write off.

I guess this prick didn’t want to get stuck in traffic...

What do you call a porcupine riding a turtle?

A slow poke.

What did the suicidal porcupine do?

It quilled itself

Courtesy of my five year old son... What do you get when a turtle and porcupine have a baby?

A slow poke!

A porcupine walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender nods, and asks him for his ID. “But why?” Asked the porcupine

“It’s the law.” The bartender responded. “But why?” The porcupine asked again. “To keep children from being able to access alcohol.” The bartender responded, growing impatient with the porcupine. “But why?” The porcupine asked again. Annoyed, the bartender threw up his hands. “Why are you asking so ...

Why did the porcupine stab the petshop owner

He rubbed him the wrong way

What do you call a porcupine with an acetylene torch?

Spiny the welder.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine and an onion?

A prick so big it makes your eyes water

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How do porcupines have sex?

Carefully.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine?

An animal that knits its own sweaters.

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

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When do porcupines fuck each other?

When they are thorny.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

"Sir" from a distance.

What tree does bacon grow on?

Porcupine

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the...

A teacher does a quiz with her class.

She asks the children:" So guys what walks on four legs and hurts to touch?" So one kid goes:" A hedgehog" the teacher responds:" I was thinking of a porcupine, but I like the way that you think, next question, what has wheels and takes me to school?" The same kid answers:" Your car". "It is my bike...

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