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Rhino Jokes

A man gets pulled over by a cop for driving with a rhino in his car.

"Sir, are you aware that driving with a rhino in your car is illegal?" The cop said. The man looks bewildered.

"Really? I had no clue!"

"I'll let you off this time, but only if you promise to take it straight to the zoo."

The man agrees and the cop lets him go.

A week lat...

How do you stop a charging rhino?

Unplug it.

What do you get if you cross and Elephant and a Rhino?

Eliphino.

(El-iph-i-no)

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Grandpa storie

Gramps: "Once on safari in Africa, we were charged by a rutting Rhino, and I crapped my pants"

Kid: "I would have too Grandpa"

Gramps: "No boy, I *just now* crapped my pants.."

What do you get when you mix a cheetah and a rhino?

A Cheeto

Why don't you see rhinos hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn!"

What do you get when you mate and Elephant with a Rhino?

You get thrown out of the Safari Park

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: 'Ell if I know!


Follow-up #1: What do you call a deer with no eyes?


Answer: No idear.


Follow-up #2: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no nuts?

Answer: No fucking idear.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino. It just isn't rhelephant.

(This joke works best when said out loud.)

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It’s weird that the rhinos are dying out

Because they’re so horny

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why did the rhino watch porn

he was horny

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

A hearing with the ethics committee and a revoked veterinary license. “Elephino...” you disgust me.

A joke a coworker told me today: What do you get when you combine a cow, a duck, a piece of wood, and a rhino?

Cow the duck wood rhino?

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Had my identity stolen by a rhino once. Had a bunch of purchases from Victoria Secret.

Guess he was horny.

What do you do when you're facing a Rhino with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the Hippo.

What does the White Rhino have in common with Alex Trebec?

They’re both in jeopardy...

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Eleph-ino

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

Take away his credit cards.

I'll let myself out...

Go Back To Africa

is what I say whenever I see a White Rhino.

How does a rhino order its eggs?

Poached.

If a rhino and a elephant had a baby, what would you name it?

Helliphino



[hell-if-I-know]

How do you stop a Rhino from charging?

Nothing.
They're extinct now so you dont have to.

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Why should you have sex with a rhino?

Because they're always horny

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What do you call a horny Rhino?

Just a regular Rhino, you sick minded fuck, you..

How do you fit an Elephant in a refrigerator ?

Open the door, shove in the Elephant, close the door.


*How do you fit a Giraffe in a refrigerator?*

Open the door, take out the Elephant, shove in the Giraffe, close the door.


*A plane has 20 bricks on the right hand side and 21 bricks on the left side. How do you balanc...

So a rhino walks into a bar...

and several patrons pay their tabs and leave because they see the danger in this situation.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino??

Well hell-if-i-know!

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