Puma's new Jeans line has failed...

They were called Puma Pants.

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Forget cougars, I'm a Puma hunter

On the hunt Looking for

Pussy Under My Age

There once lived a puma (mountain lion) in LA.

This particular cat never really identified herself as a puma, she really felt a closer affinity towards tigers. Being in LA, she convinced herself she could chase her dreams and set off on a journey to find herself and realise her identity.

After swimming across the seven seas, she finally g...

I saw a mountain lion the other day.

Almost made me puma pants.

What does a tank museum and a zoo have in common?

They both have Panthers, pumas, tigers and elephants.

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Just heard this better version of a classic...

A guy and a gal hit it off at the bar. One thing leads to another and they end up back at his place.

The gal is impressed. This guy is a total catch. Professional triathlete, nice house, well spoken and chivalrous. Best of all: no tattoos. This gal hates tattoos.

Well, one thing lead...

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A woman

A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it. Dennis says, "When I play ba...

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Roy Rogers and the mountain lion

Back in the 1950s, cowboy star Roy Rogers bought a brand new pair of expensive cowboy boots. Cowboy boots are notoriously stiff when they're new so Roy spent all morning oiling and working the leather to try to soften them up a bit. He then took them out onto the back porch to dry in the sunlight wh...

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A girl saw a guy full of tattoos.

"Nike" was written on his arms, "Reebok" was written on his legs, "Puma" was written on his chest. She was shocked when she saw "Aids" written on his dick.

He said, "Relax. When it enlarges, it becomes Adidas."