A Glasgow woman has reported terrifying multiple sightings of a puma in her local park

Similar events were reported in England, as when the nightclubs reopened, people saw a huge number of prowling cougars.

What did the puma say when he realized his pa has been gone to get the milk and hasn't returned for hours?

"Um..."

I love Puma pants

I sometime Puma underwear too

I am really scared of encountering cougars when I go on a run

If I ever saw one , I'd Puma Pants .

You know the clothing company Puma? They make Puma shirts, Puma socks...

I wonder why they don't make pants

Puma's new Jeans line has failed...

They were called Puma Pants.

When I was a kid I had a penpal who lived in southeast Asia who worked in an athletic clothes sweatshop. I would send him gifts from America and he would send me different clothes he made at work. His name was Chen, but I called him Bean Burrito.

Because he made me puma pants.

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Forget cougars, I'm a Puma hunter

On the hunt Looking for

Pussy Under My Age

I was hiking yesterday when suddenly I ran into a cougar

Almost made me puma pants

Puma has created a “smart shoe” that ties itself via an app on your phone.

Clever idea, but I feel devices like these lack sole.

There once lived a puma (mountain lion) in LA.

This particular cat never really identified herself as a puma, she really felt a closer affinity towards tigers. Being in LA, she convinced herself she could chase her dreams and set off on a journey to find herself and realise her identity.

After swimming across the seven seas, she finally g...

All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?

Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

What did the Mountain lion say to the bathroom attendant?

Out of the way, I’m about to Puma pants!

What does a tank museum and a zoo have in common?

They both have Panthers, pumas, tigers and elephants.

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A woman

A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it. Dennis says, "When I play ba...

I go on expedition next week. My kids want to know what I’m going to do about the ferocious jungle cats.

Puma pants, probably.

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Roy Rogers and the mountain lion

Back in the 1950s, cowboy star Roy Rogers bought a brand new pair of expensive cowboy boots. Cowboy boots are notoriously stiff when they're new so Roy spent all morning oiling and working the leather to try to soften them up a bit. He then took them out onto the back porch to dry in the sunlight wh...

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