Been trying to organize a local hide and seek competition, but it's been quite difficult.

Good players are just hard to find.

Today I was turned away from an LGBTQ organized event. To think I thought they were inclusive.

This is the last time I take my pack of lions to a pride parade.

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Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.

I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.

How does NASA organize a party?

they **PLANET.**

Why does organized crime have that common criminals don't?

A con-census.

I organized a "Fat Lives Matter" march. We all got very tired...

I can't breathe.

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A big trip to the mountains with married women and their mothers-in-law was organized. They would go there by separate busses (the women in one bus and the mothers-in-law in another).

During the trip to the mountains, the bus carrying the mothers-in-law had a flat tire. Suddenly the bus driver lost control and the bus fell off the mountain, at least a couple thousand meters downhill. No chance anyone in that bus survived it. Obviously all of the women started cheering up, startin...

My town organized a competition yesterday to find out who is the best contortionist.

My friend entered himself and won.

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We decided to organize an intervention for our friend, who is addicted to taking laxatives.

I said, “This shit needs to stop.”

Why do your heart, liver and lungs all fit in your body?

Because they are well organized

How do you organize a trip from the Earth to Mars with your friends?

You planet

Never ask a felon to organize something numerically

Not unless you're prepared to handle the con sequences.

What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?

A mafiososo.

Every year I organize a patient-relative charity event to benefit Alzheimer’s research.

I tell the patients to invite their whole family but nobody ever shows up.

I organized a threesome last night.

There were a couple of no shows, but I still had fun.

My weekend is looking like a poorly organized herb gardener.

Nothing but thyme on my hands.

The first 5G cell phone mast in town is put up

Suddenly, all sorts of people develop medical conditions. A citizens' initiative against the mast is formed. A public hearing is organized with the mayor and representatives of the telecom company. The people bring forward all the ailments they suffer from since the mast was erected.

The tele...

I'm considering a career in organized crime.

Which is best : Government or Private Sector ?

Life is like a Rubik's cube

If you get one side of it all smooth and organized, you usually mess up all the other sides in the process.

There was once a robot whose job it was to organize all the shelves of a massive library that had thousands of books. Every day he did his job without missing a beat. One day though, he didn’t show up to work. The librarians were all perplexed that a robot would do something like that...

Turns out he had become shelf aware.

There was a man who believed that he could cook the best meal ever existed in the history of kitchen culture, and he wanted to show his dish to the most talented an known chefs from all around the world

He invited all the top chefs of the world that he could reach to and organized a nice evening where he would cook and serve his special course. After the chefs came, he went to the kitchen and began cooking. Even though the chefs insisted, he didn't let anyone in and mysteriously prepared his dish.<...

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