A cello player was found dead earlier this week. Police suspect he was murdered

They think the crime was orchestrated, but could not rule out a random act of violins

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven...

When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. "Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."

Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, "Did Bush do 9/11?"

God replies, "Bush did not plan the attacks. 9/11 was perpetrated...

What's the difference between a "Cult" and a "Religion"?

In a "Cult" there is one man at the "top" who knows everything and has orchestrated most of it out of his imagination.

In a "Religion", that person is dead.

Why is it a bad idea for China to become a democracy?

Do you know how hard it would be to orchestrate a national erection

Did you hear about the musicians who murdered a guest at the concert?

It was very cleverly orchestrated.

Why do Band Directors do so good at Stand-Up Comedy?

Their jokes are very well orchestrated.
(Edit: Was checking posts to see if this was done before. Credit to u/EmpiricalPeguin in the Comments of a Beethoven joke post)

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