When should scientists unionize?

If the ionizing didn't work.

Why did pilots decide to unionize?

They couldn’t pass up this golden airport unity!

=D

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a blue collar worker?

Ask them to pronounce the word “unionized”

How can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask them to say the word unionized.

(This is the same joke I post every year on my cake day)

Men with erectile dysfunction have decided to unionize

They haven't gotten a raise in years

A union worker goes to a brothel...

A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you ...

What's the difference between a pipe fitter and a chemical engineer?

They way they pronounce unionized.

Easiest way to tell a scientist from a construction worker?

Have them pronounce unionize.

Unionized Pirates

Where do unionized pirates go to settle their differences?

Arrrrrbitration

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