When should scientists unionize?

If the ionizing didn't work.

How do you tell a chemist and a plumber apart?

You ask them to pronounce unionized.

Why did pilots decide to unionize?

They couldn’t pass up this golden airport unity!


Men with erectile dysfunction have decided to unionize

They haven't gotten a raise in years

What's the difference between a pipe fitter and a chemical engineer?

They way they pronounce unionized.

Easiest way to tell a scientist from a construction worker?

Have them pronounce unionize.

A union worker goes to a brothel...

A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you ...

Unionized Pirates

Where do unionized pirates go to settle their differences?


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