When should scientists unionize?

If the ionizing didn't work.

Why did pilots decide to unionize?

They couldn’t pass up this golden airport unity!

=D

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and an electrician?

Ask them how to pronounce “unionized”

Men with erectile dysfunction have decided to unionize

They haven't gotten a raise in years

Easiest way to tell a scientist from a construction worker?

Have them pronounce unionize.

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam "Is this a union house?"

“No" she replied "I'm sorry it isn't".

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20" she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized sh...

Unionized Pirates

Where do unionized pirates go to settle their differences?

Arrrrrbitration

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NSFW. How do tell the difference between a porn star and a statistician?

Get them to pronounce "analyzed".

OC. This is my take on the joke about how the chemist and the plumber pronounce "unionized"

The best thing about knitting squirrels is that their nuts about cuneiform

You can even pay them in peanuts until they unionize and start demanding pistachios

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