Men with erectile dysfunction have decided to unionize
They haven't gotten a raise in years
What's the difference between a pipe fitter and a chemical engineer?
They way they pronounce unionized.
Easiest way to tell a scientist from a construction worker?
Have them pronounce unionize.
A union worker goes to a brothel...
A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you ...
Where do unionized pirates go to settle their differences?