Unionise Jokes - 3 Hilarious Unionise Jokes

My circus hired what has to be the world's worst human cannon ball.

Unfortunately he's unionised so we can't even fire him.

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How can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce the word ‘unionise’.

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To teach my kids about capitalism...

...I made them pay for housing, food, and charged them to use the bathroom.

Then if they wanted to make any money, I had them compete against each other for who could do chores for the least amount of money.

Then when they unionised, I had the neighbour's kid do chores instead and gav...

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