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Organized Crime Jokes

What is the difference between the government and organized crime?

Only one of them is organized.

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The head of an organized crime syndicate realized his accountant had been skimming money from him for years.

Unfortunately the accountant only spoke Russian. So the boss hired a Russian interpreter and busted into the accountant’s home.

He tells to the interpreter, “tell him I want to know where my money is, AND I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW!!” The interpreter conveys the message in Russian and the acco...

A son says to his father: "Dad, I'm thinking about a career in organized crime."

Father: "Government or private sector?"

The government offered to buy my guns from me

But after a thorough background check of the buyer, I am not comfortable with selling weapons to organized crime.

What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?

A mafiososo.

Why was a group of lemurs framed for organized crime within seconds?

They were a conspiracy.

I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such

I was involved in very organized crime

What job did Al Capone's assistant with OCD do?

Organized crime

My office has had three label makers stolen in the past week.

We suspect it's connected to organized crime.

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

Why do police have file cabinets?

For organized crime.

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

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