Organized Crime Jokes - 12 Hilarious Organized Crime Jokes

What is the difference between the government and organized crime?

Only one of them is organized.

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The head of an organized crime syndicate realized his accountant had been skimming money from him for years.

Unfortunately the accountant only spoke Russian. So the boss hired a Russian interpreter and busted into the accountant’s home.

He tells to the interpreter, “tell him I want to know where my money is, AND I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW!!” The interpreter conveys the message in Russian and the acco...

A son says to his father: "Dad, I'm thinking about a career in organized crime."

Father: "Government or private sector?"

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The government offered to buy my guns from me

But after a thorough background check of the buyer, I am not comfortable with selling weapons to organized crime.

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What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?

A mafiososo.

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Why was a group of lemurs framed for organized crime within seconds?

They were a conspiracy.

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I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such

I was involved in very organized crime

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What job did Al Capone's assistant with OCD do?

Organized crime

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My office has had three label makers stolen in the past week.

We suspect it's connected to organized crime.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

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Why do police have file cabinets?

For organized crime.

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What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

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