"Hey, bug on my back", asked a fly. "Are you a mite?" "I mite be," giggled the mite.
The fly groaned. "That's the worst joke I've ever heard!" "Well, what do you expect?" said the mite. "I came up with it on the fly"
A fly feels a bug on its back
"Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?", it asks
"I *mite* be", giggles the mite
"That's the worst pun I've ever heard", groans the fly
"What do you expect?", says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly"
^(I apologise. My bro just sent it to me and I had to pass o...
Actual conversation today. My wife: "i'm tired of anaesthesiology. What other area of medicine should I try?"
Me: I don't know. Emerg? Wife: Nah, I want something lower stress. Hey, what about sleep medicine? Me: Sleep medicine? Wife: Like, helping people with sleep disorders and such. I wonder what sort of education i'd need? Me: Probably night school.
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