Once a software engineer saw a bull pulling a cart and the farmer was sleeping peacefully in that cart.
He was very surprised to see this scene and without stopping he said to the farmer, "If the bull stopped, you wouldn't know."
Farmer: “Sir, if the bull stops walking, the bell will...
A man and a woman are just a few days from getting married.
Naturally, the man’s a bit frisky, but the woman wants to wait until their wedding night.
“Come on!” Says the man over and over, but the woman refuses.
So two nights before the wedding, the man says, “Alright, how about I just stick the tip in? It doesn’t really count. Plus you get an ...
A man in Shanghai named Sam wakes up one morning to find...
A man in Shanghai named Sam wakes up one morning to find that his car, a Mustang, has had all the internal components removed, leaving only a hollow, useless shell. He calls the police and soon an investigative team arrives.
The lead investigator approaches the victim and says "It appear...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Fattest Pig Contest
One day 3 farmers are coming back from town when they see a sign for the County Fair coming next month, right below the main advert is another for a Fattest Pig Contest. The farmers have pigs on their farm so they think they should enter.
When they get back to the farm the first farmer goes ...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
