Marriage Ceremony Jokes

/ - ... I see mom and dad fight from time to time, but ive never seen you and grandaddy fight... why is that?

/ - Well, says the grandma, we got married in the old church in the middle of town, after the marriage ceremony, we hopped on our horse carriage, it was a long time ago when horse ca... read more

His entire house is decorated with them. He has tractor wallpaper, tractor memorabilia, many many model tractors, pictures of tractors, tractor bed sheets, even his car looks like a tractor (not a real tractor due to legal reasons).

As it is, his obsession with tractors had left him awkward, ... read more

Once upon a time there were 2 perfect people born. A perfect boy and a perfect girl. They grow up with perfect perfect parents, perfect toys, perfect grades, and perfect teeth.

They have perfect graduations from their respective perfect schools and then go on to meet at the perfect college. ... read more