In celebration of my very first Cake Day, I'm reposting one of my own jokes:
A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through Saskatoon, Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai.
The truck then careens down the road and hits a car from Massachusetts, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has ...
Pride: gets an entire month of celebration
The other 6 deadly sins:
If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore...
It will be a monumental disaster.
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In celebration of my cake day, here's the worst joke I've ever created.
There are two identical twin brothers that live together. One happens to be a well-respected dentist, and the other can't seem to keep a job. Instead of actively looking for work, he likes to sit around at home. One Saturday, the dentist is hungry, and puts his brother on the spot. He tells him ...
This year's Fibonacci celebrations are going to be huge
As big as the previous two combined
Wedding anniversary gifts can be pricey: 5 year celebration gift is Silverware, 15 years are Rubies and Pearls are 30. Now, at 31 years there is finally one I can get behind,
we're going to Baskin-Robbins.
I hear Bavaria has cancelled all celebrations this fall.
Officials were worried that they'd be too German-fested.
An assistant to Donald Trump
>**An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night.** **There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump.** **Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past.** **Bands were playing; children were throwing confett...
Queen's birthday celebrations are cancelled for the first time.
In 100 years she will remember it and laugh
'Where's Wally' celebration day!
Event expected to draw large crowds.
Really annoyed my Wife last week by opening a box of celebrations...
I changed all of the wrappers around.
She really got her Snickers in a Twix!
A Rabbi Wants to Spread Judaism with the World
A rabbi wants to spread Judaism with the world but isn’t sure where he would like to start. He decides he will spin a globe and randomly place his finger to stop it. He does this and lands in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The rabbi goes on a boat, and sails to the spot he chose. As it turns out, ...
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A Little Dirty Golf Joke For All You Fellow Golfers Out There (NSFW)?
Was unsure if this joke would qualify as “NSFW” so I specified any just in case. Also, I’m sure someone at some point has posted this joke (or a version of it) before but it’s too good to not share.
So one day 3 of the boys go out for a nice sunny day of golf. They get paired up with...
Shortest birthday celebration?
My sixty-second birthday party.
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th
Because I like to reduce fractions.
Happy New Year
It's my cake day, and in celebration I am giving away all my dead batteries,
Free of charge.
In Celebration of my Cake Day, here's a terrible joke: the Olympic Swimmer and his Son
Michael was a famous Olympic Swimmer. Recently retired, it was his dream to continue his legacy by teaching his son the art of swimming. They had practiced for years, and when Michael's son was ready, he was entered into his first ever tournament.
The first round was easy. After all, t...
3 blondes celebrating
3 blondes arrived at a bar cheering and chanting "26 days' 26 days' 26 days". They ordered champagne and starting their cheering and chanting again. At this point the bar tender became very curious so he took the champagne to the table the blondes were sitting at personally. He said to the blondes ...
Tired of telling my wife what to do.
We were working in the yard and she kept asking how to do one thing after another. I finally said, "just pretend I'm dead and do what you want." Then she got out her phone and started calling friends to have a celebration.
After performing a circumcision, a rabbi joined the family at a restaurant to celebrate.
As they were leaving, the rabbi ran back into the restaurant. A waiter asked, "Everything ok?"
The rabbi answered, "I forgot to leave the tip!"
After a terrible shipwreck, a man found himself alone on an island. He went about the island in search of food and shelter. After a long walk, the man froze in terror as he saw a tribe of cannibals in the middle of a celebration...
The man thought to himself, "I’m so screwed!" To his surprise, a bright light came from the heavens and a deep voice said to him "Not yet my son, listen very carefully: what you have to do is; run up to the chief of the tribe, kick him in the nuts, and take his spear. As soon as you take his spear, ...
One man goes to India and visits a Buddhist Monastery
He saw some old monks meditating around the garden but was perplexed not to see any young monks around. "Is Buddhism dying?", he thought. Right after that, he sees a young monk entering a building with some bags of flour and sugar and decides to follow him.
What he found was stunning. On one...