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What’s the difference between Monogamy and Mahogany?

Wood

Who called it 'polygamy and monogamy'...

...and not 'PirateBay and PrivateBae'?

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There's nothing I love more than monogamy and mahogany.

I've been having sex with the same coffee table for 15 years.

If Bigamy is having one wife too many, what is Monogamy?

The same thing!

Monogamy is having one spouse. Polygamy is having more than one spouse.

Monopolygamy is marrying the Monopoly Guy.

Monogamy

First, do no harem.

A boy to his dad: "What's polygamy?"

"It's having one wife too many", he says.

"And what is monogamy?"

"... the same"

A Wrong Answer

While doing a crossword puzzle, I asked for my husband’s help.

"The word is eight letters long and starts with m, and the clue is ‘tiresome sameness.’"

"Monogamy," he answered

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