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Monogamy Jokes

Who called it 'polygamy and monogamy'...

...and not 'PirateBay and PrivateBae'?

Monogamy

First, do no harem.

What’s the difference between Monogamy and Mahogany?

Wood

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

There's nothing I love more than monogamy and mahogany.

I've been having sex with the same coffee table for 15 years.

The difference between polygamy and monogamy.

Polygamy is having too many wives, but monogamy is having one wife too many.

Monogamy is having one spouse. Polygamy is having more than one spouse.

Monopolygamy is marrying the Monopoly Guy.

A Wrong Answer

While doing a crossword puzzle, I asked for my husband’s help.

"The word is eight letters long and starts with m, and the clue is ‘tiresome sameness.’"

"Monogamy," he answered

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