Why does the military only allow dress shirts at its ceremonies?

Because civilian casual tees are unacceptable.

Marriage ceremonies are a lot shorter in Texas

Because the wife doesn't have to change her surname.

Why do melons have to have wedding ceremonies?

Because they cantaloupe.

A journalist went to Morocco to interview a 70-year married couple

He had heard they never had a fight, and wanted to know their secret for the happy relationship.

"Well," started the man, "on the day of our wedding, after the ceremonies were completed and all the guests left, my bride rode our donkey and I walked beside them to go back home.

"After a...

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Wedding night revelations

A very religious couple, who have saved themselves until marriage, rush to their hotel room after the wedding ceremonies.

Before they go in, the bride, embarassed, says:

*-My darling, I have a confession to make... I've been wearing padded bras this whole time, my boobs are so very sma...

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