A man sat down and was seriously staring at the marriage certificate, after a long time his wife asked, “What are you looking for? He replied, “The expiration date.”
Where did the two men line up to get their marriage certificate?
In the LGBT-queue
Can someone explain to me what an NFT is?
Imagine your wife is getting drilled by everyone and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. But you have a marriage certificate. That’s the NFT.
A guy was studying a document.
His wife says, what are you looking at that for?
Nothing he replies.
Well you been looking at our marriage certificate for ages.
He said, I am looking for the expiry date.
What can turn a fox into an elephant?
A marriage certificate.
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