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Marriage certificate

A man sat down and was seriously staring at the marriage certificate, after a long time his wife asked, “What are you looking for?
He replied, “The expiration date.”

Where did the two men line up to get their marriage certificate?

In the LGBT-queue

Can someone explain to me what an NFT is?

Imagine your wife is getting drilled by everyone and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. But you have a marriage certificate. That’s the NFT.

A guy was studying a document.

His wife says, what are you looking at that for?

Nothing he replies.

Well you been looking at our marriage certificate for ages.

He said, I am looking for the expiry date.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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