Why did the Muslim tailor make so many veils?

It's hijab.

If it ever becomes illegal to wear a veil to work ....

beekeepers will be furious.

A Muslim schoolgirl is complaining that she has been excluded from her Camden school for wearing a veil.

Ironically, if she lived in a Muslim country she could wear a veil to her heart's content, she just wouldn't be allowed to go to school.

I was recently the victim of a drone attack.

I forgot to wear my beekeepers veil.

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A King had a Donkey

He enrolled his donkey in a race & won. Local papers read:’KING'SASS WON'

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the Queen.

The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"

The King fainted.

Then the Queen sold the...

I before E except after C

We feign agreeing, but this foreign poltergeist of a rule is neither efficient nor smart- and therein lies the height of the issue. It's as if an ancient deity has deigned to influence the zeitgeist of the people. We must remove the weight of this veil from their eyes, and forfeit the obeisance of t...

A groom asks the priest how much they owe him for the ceremony

The priest replies that there's no fixed scale, but he can always make a donation based on, for example, the beauty of the bride. The groom looks awkwardly around him and gives the priest a quarter. The priest goes to the bride and lifts up her veil.

After a moment he then goes back to the m...

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God gets on a bus. He sits down next to a nun.

"Hello," He greets the nun.

She is shocked, but manages to squeak out a "Hi".

God turns around, and suddenly sees the bus driver. He is the most beautiful man God has ever seen.

"He is beautiful." God whispers.

The nun, hearing this, gets an idea. "D- do you want to have...

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There were three young priests...

about to take their final vows. The last test they had to pass was a celibacy test. For this, all three had to strip naked and tie a little bell around their penis. A belly dancer entered the room, and started slinking around the first priest. 'Ting-a-ling!'

The chief priest said 'Oh Patrick,...

True story but potential to be a joke (my friends experience this morning on the train)

Woman jumps on the train this morning with a veil type hood covering her hair and her face where you see nothing but the eyes (I dont know religious garments but didn't really look like a religious garment to me). When she gets on, the guy next to her leans over and calmly whispers "You know we live...

Young man and young lady dated and...

After few dating with young lady for some time, young man decides it is time to marry her.

He proceeds with all the necessary plans and finally the day comes.
On the day of the wedding the young man has yet to pay the pastor for performing the ceremony. However the pastor has a plan.
...

A priest is on a bus (kinda long)...

...and spots a very beautiful nun sitting a couple of rows ahead. He was about to approach her when he remembered that nuns took vows of celibacy. Disheartened, he sat down. The bus driver, noticing this, asked the priest, "What's wrong?" The priest explained his situation to the driver. The driver ...

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