Some context: Abaran is a city in Armenia, and there's this stereotype about the "Abarantsi" (person from Abaran) who is supposed to be stupid and there's a bunch of jokes about it, kind of like blonde jokes (this is all for the sake of the joke, however, and we love and respect the people of Abaran...
1915-17 may have been the worst years in human history for food poisoning.
1.5 million Armenians died from bad turkey.
Whats the difference between a chicken and a turkey
a chicken is a common farm animal
and a turkey commits genocide against armenians.
Why do we only eat Turkey for thanksgiving?
Because the Armenians are all dead
PS: I am going to hell for this