Thereʻs nothing ironic about rain on your wedding day.
It’s normal for a couple to have a bridal shower.
Newlyweds tell the hotel desk clerk "we need a room we just got married!" Clerk says "would you like a bridal?"
The husband replies" no I'll just hold her by the ears until she gets the hang of it."
A tribal chief down on his luck decided to marry off his three daughters
For in those days suitors paid a bridal price, and the chief thought he could live off what his daughters would fetch him, and at the same time ensure that his children would be secure and provided for.
Now, it was a point of rivalry between the girls to see who would fetch the best price amo...
New Doctor is doing rounds in a psychiatric ward [Long]
He comes across a patient who looks perfectly fine otherwise and starts talking to him casually
Doctor: so what do you want to do in your life ? Patient: I just want to make myself a slingshot and hunt myself some swallows
Doctor thinks to himself maybe that’s what’s wrong with the ...
Love at Last!
George, age 92 and Edith, age 89 are all excited about their decision to get married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. George suggests they go in and he addresses the man behind the counter.
"Are you the owner? "The pharmacist answers, "Yes". <...
A very innocent young couple had spent a number of months courting very chastely indeed, not least because they had only the haziest idea of what being unchaste even involved. So at the wedding reception both he and she were being taken aside by their friends and told "Hey! You'll get what's what al...
So, me and my girlfriend were walking to the store once, when she suddenly collapsed to the ground.
She said "It's a medical condition. I won't be able to walk for the next hour."
Well, I couldn't just leave her there. I loved her, we had been together for years.
So, I picked her up bridal style, and started walking. I knew that we had to cancel our date, but that's okay. I knew that...
Husband on second day of marriage :-
He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone X box.
Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this mor...
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A middle aged man and woman......
......meet, fall in love, and decide to get married.
On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride says to her new groom, "Please promise to be gentle,... I am still a virgin."
The startled groom says "How can that be? You've been married 3 times...
Church bake sale
Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies Group bake sale in Tuscaloosa, but she forgot to do it until the last minute.
She remembered it the morning of the bake sale, and after rummaging through cabinets she found an angel food cake mix and quickly made it while drying ...
A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night.
The cowboy approaches the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed.
The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'
The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied,
Nope, I reckon not. I...
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The Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society.
After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through the more unsavory areas of the city on the way to the reception.
John and Nancy were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a second wedding...
They were discussing the details with their friends.
Nancy wasn't going to wear a traditional bridal gown and she started describing the dress she was planning to wear.
One of her friends asked what color shoes she had to go with the dress.
Nancy replied, "Silver."
Billy Bob carries his young bride into the hotel lobby
He's registering for a room when the manager says, "I guess you'll want the Bridal?"
Billy Bob looks at him for a moment and says, "Naw, I'll just hold her by the ears 'til she gets the hang of it."