The Germans and Americans were reaching a stalemate in WWI. In World War I there was trench warfare, and neither the Americans nor the Germans could get the upper hand. They were reaching a stalemate. One day, an American came up with a plan that would win them the war. This private explained his...
What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?
Alien overlords are discussing the fate of Earth citizens.
After a successful invasion of earth, the leaders of the armada joined together to discuss the ruling of the planet. Each of the leaders had a different idea on how what they should do with the surviving humans.
"These humans are dangerous," said the first. "We all know the losses we took to ...
One day, legendary musician Sting becomes bored of music, and decides to try his luck at day trading.
He does a few online courses and begins trading.
On the first day Sting loses some money, but learns from it, and unpertrubed by the small losses he continues with it. On the second day, Sting loses a bit less, and learns even more. Happy with the results, he decides to sink some more money i...
It's time to go to war!
Two armies at war. Red v Blue (let's say).. the Blue army Master Sergeant comes up to the First Sergeant.
MS: "Sir! We are completely out of weapons and ammo. What are we going to do when Red attacks tomorrow?"
FS: "Well.. (He ponders for a sec) When you see them come over the hill, go...