If men suffer from shrinkage when cold, ...

. . . do women clam shut?

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My girlfriend and I went skinny dipping in the ocean...

The water was cold and when we got out, she pointed at my dick and started laughing. I had to explain to her what shrinkage was, and that it was not always the same size. After some discussion, she understood the concept and said, “so you’re about 2 inches, on average?”

I replied, “Well, that...

Why aren't accountants ever invited to company swim parties?

Their job requires that they point out any shrinkage.

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