The bad news is, one of the earliest signs of cognitive impairment is the inability to finish sentences.
The good news Is
I gave a speech at a school for those with hearing impairments
Too bad it fell on deaf ears
Two young, slightly speech-impaired brothers decide to join a class that will teach them fencing.
After a good while in the class, these brothers were exceptional when it came to their offense. However, they noticed their instructor avoided all non-combative techniques.
One of the brothers, Phineas, decided he would confront the instructor on this issue. However, due to the previously men...
Two patients are sitting in a waiting room.
One of the patients, who has a speech impairment, asks the other patient, "H-h-hi t-there. W-w-what are y-you here f-f-for?" The other replies, "I have an issue with my prostate." "W-w-what's the p-problem?" The other answers, "Well, the way you talk is the way I pee."