Life's Jokes - 9 Hilarious Life's Jokes

If you ever meet a chemist, make sure to tell him all your life's problems.

He'll have a solution for sure.

Life's like a pecker...

Sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down.

But it won't stay hard forever...

I have achieved my life's goal of writing an entire theatrical performance made up entirely of puns.

It's a play on words.

Life's Philosophy

The great man told his followers, 'There are 2 things in life that matters above all else - Integrity, if you'd made a promise, you carry it out, even if it bankrupts you, cripples you or kills you. The other thing is common sense, like not making that promise'.

I once knew a guy whos life's motto was love thy neighbour.

He lives next to a brothel

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Life's short; don't waste time with superfluous sayings like "prematurely ejaculate"

Instead, try "ejacuearly"

I've made it my life's mission to eliminate all Cancers.

Then Virgos. Then Scorpios. And finally, the Capricorns.

One of life's most soul crushing moments occurs every time that a song comes on the radio .....

And you think you are about to hear Under Pressure by Queen only to find out it's Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.

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A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery.

He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens t...

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