"So I matched with this cute guy on Tinder last night, and we started chatting and sending each other memes and little animations. But then he mentioned that he was an exchange student from Athens, so I ghosted him." "Why?"
"My daddy always told me, 'Beware the Greeks bearing gifs.'"
My friend went to the doctors worrying that he had caught the Coronavirus from his complete collection of Matt Groening animation figures.
Luckily his diagnosis was negative, despite having all the Simpsons.