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Life is like a box of chocolates

**It doesn't last long for fat people**

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life is like a box of chocolates....

it is destroyed remarkably fast by an emotional woman.

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My momma always said "Life is like a box of chocolates..."

"...it'll kill your dog."

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Life is like a box of chocolates

Half way through you realaize how much you hate yourself.

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I am over 18

Life is like a box of chocolates...

It's expensive, you don't like half of it, and sometimes you can give the whole thing to a woman and she still wont have sex with you.

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