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Turns out the way we make dough is due to sexual reproduction involving the yeast used being from the same family

This has led to inbread results

Steve Irwin busts through the door and puts me into a headlock.

"This little bugga simulates reproduction up to 5 times a day, almost exclusively without a mate!"

What do you call reproduction on other galaxies?

Execute order 69

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My Professor asked “what’s the advantage of sexual reproduction?”

“Fuck if I know”

I saw an anti-abortion meme and wondered about copyright law ...

Does the image come with reproduction rights?

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1-step guide for Asexual Reproduction

Go fuck yourself

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Asexual reproduction is reproduction with only one party

And lots of alcohol and bad decisions

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Asexual Reproduction.

I never really understood the appeal of asexual reproduction. But, You do you, I guess.

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What do you can it when two communists have sex?

Seizing the means of reproduction

A biologist, statistician and a mathematician are watching a house

A biologist, statistician and a mathematician are watching a house. They see two people enter and three people leave.
Biologist: “We have just witnessed an example of reproduction.”
Statistician: “This falls within the statistical error.”
Mathematician: “If one more person enters the house...

Father Rabbit teaches his Rabbit Son life lessons.

So Father Rabbit takes four female rabbits and lines them up in front of his son.

"Son", says Father Rabbit, "we are small and vulnerable animals, and everyone in the woods wants to eat us. That's why we have to do everything really fast to stay safe. Including reproduction. I brought these f...

A mathematician, a biologist and a statistician sat at a bar

Across the street they saw a man and a woman enter a building. 30 minutes later the man and the woman appears with a child.

The statistician said that this is clearly a case of faulty data. There is more information here than we have.

Nonsense, said the biologist. Clearly this is a sim...

Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise encountered an unknown alien craft

However, they proved to be friendly, and soon a dialog was reached. After discussing quite a few differences in culture, they came to reproduction.

One of the aliens said "Let me demonstrate" and a small swelling appeared on his arm. After a couple of minutes, the swelling became the form o...

I dated a communist once

She told me to seize her means of reproduction

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If Donald Trump was a communist,

If Donald Trump was a communist, instead of saying "Grab her by the pussy" he would have said "Seize the means of reproduction."

I was dating a chick from the Soviet Union...

it was nice until she tried to seize my means of reproduction.

Why did Stalin round up all the women in the USSR?

To seize the means of reproduction

A communist girl thought I was cute.

Next thing I know she seized my means of reproduction!

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Why is it called sexting

and not textual reproduction?

Did you hear about the communist couple that went to a fertility clinic?

They wanted to seize the means of reproduction.

A communist, like Karl Marx, says to seize the means of production...

Capitalist Donald Trump however, prefers to seize the means of reproduction.

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

Multiplication in biology means reproduction, which is microscopically accomplished by cell division.

I found the meaning of life!

noun

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.

Donald Trump wants to make Russia great again all along.....

We should have known, he kept talking about seizing the means of reproduction after all

Stalin's political career didn't really take off, until he played the trump card

-Seize the means of reproduction!

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