I made a video about the symbiotic relationships between fungus and algae

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I had a foot fungus I was going to try to get rid of

But then it really started growing on me.

What’s a fungus’ favorite cookie?


Want to know how someone with foot fungus feels?

Just step into their shoes.

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If a fungus was being mean

would you call it a shit-talky mushroom?

At first I didn't really care for this toenail fungus...

...but it's really starting to grow on me!

Why did the fungus have to downsize?

There was too mush-room

Why wasn’t the fungus invited on the road trip?

Because there wasn’t mushroom.

Please don’t blame my seven year old for this, it was written by an adult.

How much room do you need to make a fungus?

As mushrooms as possible

Have you met the charismatic fungus on my feet?

He really grows on you.

I tried to find out what plural of fungus was

Everyone just said I'm a fun guy

Why does the fungus always win the argument?

They don't leave mushroom for debate

Freddy the fungus and Alice the algae met one another and...

they took a lichen to each other

What did the fungus say to the tree?

I think I've taken a lichen to ya.

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Theee doctors are discussing their careers...

The dentist says, “I’ve worked on some of the nastiest mouths in my career, some people who didn’t brush their teeth for years, so disgusting it made me feel sick working on them.”

The podiatrist chimes in, “You think that’s bad? I’ve worked on people who never took care of their feet and ha...

A female fungus asked a male fungus to a date...

He replied, “I always knew I was a fungi.”

Who was the leader of the Mushroom army?

Fungus Khan!!!

A gem of a story from my grandfather.

My grandmother needed athlete’s foot cream so they went to a pharmacy to find some. The pharmacist didn’t speak a word of English and after about 5 minutes of trying to explain what my grandmother needed my grandfather gave up and walked out. 2 minutes later my grandmother walked out with the anti f...

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