Have you met the charismatic fungus on my feet?

He really grows on you.

I used to always find foot fungus to be quite repulsive.

But after a while, it grew on me.

Why wasn’t the fungus invited on the road trip?

Because there wasn’t mushroom.

Please don’t blame my seven year old for this, it was written by an adult.

Why did the fungus die off?

It didn't have mushroom to spread

I tried to find out what plural of fungus was

Everyone just said I'm a fun guy

How much room do you need to make a fungus?

As mushrooms as possible

Why does the fungus always win the argument?

They don't leave mushroom for debate

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Theee doctors are discussing their careers...

The dentist says, “I’ve worked on some of the nastiest mouths in my career, some people who didn’t brush their teeth for years, so disgusting it made me feel sick working on them.”

The podiatrist chimes in, “You think that’s bad? I’ve worked on people who never took care of their feet and ha...

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What do you call a fungus that wants to fight you?

shit-talking mushroom

bonus:

yo mama so fat when she was falling spiderman had to use the world wide web

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Why did fungus dislike...

Why did the fungus dislike anal sex?

Because there wasn’t mushroom

What did the algae say to the fungus about their symbiotic relationship?

I'm lichen it

I really didn't like this fungus joke at first

But it's growing on me

Freddy the fungus and Alice the algae met one another and...

they took a lichen to each other

What do you call a funny fungus?

A pungi.

A female fungus asked a male fungus to a date...

He replied, “I always knew I was a fungi.”

What did the fungus say to the tree?

I think I've taken a lichen to ya.

A gem of a story from my grandfather.

My grandmother needed athlete’s foot cream so they went to a pharmacy to find some. The pharmacist didn’t speak a word of English and after about 5 minutes of trying to explain what my grandmother needed my grandfather gave up and walked out. 2 minutes later my grandmother walked out with the anti f...

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