What do you call a man who comes through your letter box ?


One day Pablo Picasso returned to his workshop and saw a thief running out...

When the gendarmerie came to investigate, Picasso told them that he could draw a picture of the man. Armed with his drawing, the gendarmes quickly arrested a three-legged dog, a letter box, and the Eiffel Tower.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

“You just awoke.” Grandpa asks, “Why so blue?”

I reply, "Well, looks like I drunk texted 3 of my exes last night before I slept.”

“I know how you feel.” He goes, “I did that too before I met your grandmother.”

“You texted?” I ask.

“No,” he says, “I’d drink whiskey all night and get pissed drunk.

Then wake up the next...

[Long] A new postman has been doing his route for about 6 months....

After a while ee notices at one house they keep receiving letters that look identical. Two or three times a week this happens. After a month or so he notices the envelopes start to look a bit shabby and he starts to suspect that it is the same letter being posted over and over again.

The pos...

[LONG] The life of an old man.

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the table that I collected from the letter box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

As our exhausted bodies lay down on the bed...

She turned to me and said, "What do you think of post-sex?"

"I can't say I've ever fucked a letter box." I replied.

A guy walks into a bar..

A guy walks into a bar, a pole, letter box and a wall he then puts his phone away.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.