A mailman notices a mail box with the flag up

So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day....

Why is the French flag blue, white, and red?

In case a war starts, they can tear off the sides and surrender.

Why is there yellow in the Flag of Belgium?

To slow down the German vehicles a little bit before they reach the white flag.

I broke up with my girlfriend after she told me she was a communist.

In retrospect, I should have seen all the red flags

Did you know that Solar Radiation has turned the American Flags on the Moon White?

Great... Now people will think France has been there

Communism was bound to fail.

There were a lot of red flags.

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My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

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The Japanese flag is a pie chart...

...showing how many of them are afraid of Godzilla.

The American flag that was planted on the moon has turned white due to solar radiation.

Now future historians will think the French got there first.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a plus.

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Why do Nazis not like checkered flags?

Cause it reminds them of Hitlers failure to finish a race

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line

Did u know that al the flags on the moon have been bleached white due to radiation?

This makes the moon an official province of France

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Tim is driving to work when a man wearing yellow suddenly flags him down

He slows down, puzzled.

"Just who are you supposed to be?"

The man replies: "I'm a yellow cunt and I'll be on my way if you just give me some food!"

Tim is confused, but being a generally good-natured man, he gives the sandwich he was going to have for lunch, and the man skips a...

I like my women how I like my American Flag...

Made in China.

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Imagine if they made an amusement park called Sex Flags

It would be a fucking roller-coaster

Why did East Germany have a drafting compass on their flag?

So that you could draw the direction the country was going.

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How does a colorblind person see the LGBTQ flag?

They see it in gayscale.

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The American flag used to be a symbol for freedom and liberty...

But now it means, "Oh yeah. This person is about to say some real dumb shit on Facebook".

Dear confederate flag supporters, you may lose the battle but

You haven’t lost the wa-Oh wait....wow that’s awkward

What does the blue in the communist flag stand for?

Food

Two Infantry Officers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up....

A technician walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole', said one officer, 'But we don't have a ladder."
The technician said, 'Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.'
He loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down.
He then took measuri...

Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market.

Oh the irony.

The Swiss embassy has had it’s flag stolen.

Ambassadors are nonplussed.

A curious son notices a change in the U.S flag’s position and decides to ask his mom

Son: Mom, why is the flag at the top of the pole today?

Mom: Because there hasn’t been a mass shooting all week Billy.

Why are lines on the lgbt flag straight?

Legit question

TIL the American flag on the moon is now bleached completely white by the sun so historians and/or other species would never know it was America that first landed on the moon

They'll think it was France

Only two countries have square flags

One is Vatican City, the other is Switzerland.


No wonder Swiss cheese is holy.

My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution

Could this be a red flag?

What part of the Canadian flag is the French's?

The white part.

Three americans are competing to paint a foreign flag on a white sheet of canvas ...

The three are given only 30 minutes to complete their assignment.

The first student decides to paint Germany's flag, the second will paint the United Kingdom's, and the third Hungary's.

The first and second are already making good progress. The third's about to take his first brush str...

The illegals protesting with Mexican flags, shouting "Trump is not my President" are telling the truth.

Their president is Enrique Peña Nieto.

Switzerland is a great country, with amazing views and nice people

And their flag is also great, which is a huge plus.

I've been considering moving to Sweden because of their flag...

...it's a big plus.

What did the South Korean flag holder say to the North Korean holder after the ceremony?

Hey, let's grab some lunch! I bet you're starving!

No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II.

I mean, there were red flags everywhere.

Did you ever realize that the colours on the LGBT flag are actually all straight

Unless it blows?

Why is everyone so fond of the Swiss?

I'm not sure exactly but their flag is a big plus.

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What do you get when you take the red circle off the Japanese flag?

The French flag.

A man orders soup at the restaraunt, but as soon as it arrives, it becomes apparent something is very wrong with his meal.

He flags down his waiter.

"Excuse me waiter, could you please taste my soup?"

The waiter gives the man a strange look.

"Is something wrong with your soup, sir?"

The man shakes his head,

"Please taste the soup, waiter."

The waiter gets flustered, he told the ...

Turkey has the moon on its flag

Meanwhile the United States has its flag on the moon.

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Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door.

We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-ass neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service...

The NFL has hired their first female referee.

She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago.

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A French Girl gets her Period

My friend's family is French.


His sister had this huge French flag for a bed sheet.


Then one night she got her period.


Imagine her shock when she woke up on the Japanese Flag.

Crossing the Border

A young Mexican man decides he wants to see a bit of America. He swims across the Rio Grande and finds a college football game about to start. He doesn't have any money to get in, so he climbs a flag pole to watch the game. Later that night he swims back across the river and tells his family how fri...

I was trying to think of all the benefits of moving to Switzerland...

I can definitely say that the flag is a big plus

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?

They're hiring.

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A lawyer just bought a new Porsche...

He decides to park it in front of his offices to show it off. As he is exiting the vehicle a truck comes along and sheers of the drivers side door.

The lawyer begins screaming at the truck driver. "You stupid shit! You've ruined my brand new car! Where did you get your license? How did yo...

How do you protect your home?

You put up an Al Qaida flag, then you will have the Nsa, CIA and FBI watching you.

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a...

My friends girlfriend doesn't talk to him and doesn't want to spend time with him.

I haven't seen this many red flags since the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

A date told me she'd love to have visited the Soviet Union at it's greatest. I got out of there real quick.

It was clearly a big red flag.

I wouldn't date anyone from China

That's a HUGE red flag

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A son comes out as bisexual to his father.

A son comes out as bisexual to his father and asks if his father will still accept him. The father says yes of course he will.

A few months later the son fails his driving test and asks if his father will accept him. At that age the father used to cycle to school because he had failed it many...

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At the peak of the cold war the Russians started a project to mass produce war robots.

The plan was divided into 4 stages, in the first stage the scientists were tasked to perfect the technology of remotely controlling the robots.

The second stage was giving the robots a perfectly humanoid stucture and give them the ability to perfectly copy human actions.

T...

My teacher was talking to us about our favourite countries

I said "I don't really mind Switzerland, but the flag is a big plus."

I hated my trip to China

Left my review on their flag.

I wanted to move to Russia

But I looked around online & saw that they raised some big red flags.

This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris...

... Effectively crippling the French military.

[Dirty] What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

[Oh, yeah?] My ex-wife cheated on me with a communist!

...there were so many red flags.

A sea captain sees smoke on the horizon and orders his ship to go investigate....

...as the ship gets closer to the smoke the captain can see through his binoculars that there is a fire burning on a small island, and a shirtless man jumping up and down waving his shirt like a flag. Just beyond the man and the fire there are three small grass huts. The captain orders the ship to g...

Back during the Apollo moon-missions, NASA astronauts left an American flag on the surface of the moon.

Over the years, unfortunately, the sun's harsh cosmic rays have bleached the flag completely white. So, any future visitors to the moon will no longer be able to find any proof that the *US* went to the moon, since the only flag left is the French flag.

During wartime, the Philippine flag is flipped upside down so the red part is on top

The same thing is done with the French flag, but instead they remove the red and blue colors

A Canadian couple was strolling through a park in London and sat down on a bench next to an elderly Briton. The Brit noticed their lapel pins sporting the Canadian flag and, to make conversation, said "Judging by your pins, you must be Canadians".

A Canadian couple was strolling through a park in London and sat down on a bench next to an elderly Briton. The Brit noticed their lapel pins sporting the Canadian flag and, to make conversation, said "Judging by your pins, you must be Canadians".

"Indeed we are", replied the Canadian gen...

Michael Phelps will be the flag bearer for the 2016 USA Olympic Team

I hope he holds our flag high.

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup!

Get it? Hick-cup?

How many confederate flag bearing husbands does it take to beat up their wives?

None, she fell down the stairs.

God and Tom Brady

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a nice little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Tom”, said God. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, inde...