A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up

So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day....

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My dad says we shouldn’t reward people with ribbons after participating. It is like they are being rewarded for losing.

So i took down his confederate flag.

Edit: this blew up!! Thank you for the gold n silver kind strangers!

Edit : grammar

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I found out the couch I got on Craigslist had the pride flag drawn on the back

So now I have a homosectional

Today in class, we were supposed to draw the French flag.

For some reason, the paper my teacher gave me already had the flench flag on it so I just submitted it.


Why did he mark the work as unattempted? It was all white already...

The lines in the LGBT community flag are straight.

Ironic.

Why is the French flag blue, white, and red?

In case a war starts, they can tear off the sides and surrender.

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How do you turn the Japanese flag into a French flag?

Remove the dot.

I broke up with my girlfriend after she told me she was a communist.

In retrospect, I should have seen all the red flags

Did you know that Solar Radiation has turned the American Flags on the Moon White?

Great... Now people will think France has been there

Communism was bound to fail.

There were a lot of red flags.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know but the flag is a big plus.

Chinese people all have the same answer when I ask what red flags to look out for when I go to China.

They all say the national flag

TIL the American flag on the moon has turned into the French flag.

Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.

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The Japanese flag is a pie chart...

...showing how many of them are afraid of Godzilla.

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How does a colorblind person see the LGBTQ flag?

They see it in gayscale.

Did u know that al the flags on the moon have been bleached white due to radiation?

This makes the moon an official province of France

Why is there yellow in the Flag of Belgium?

To slow down the German vehicles a little bit before they reach the white flag.

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line

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The American flag used to be a symbol for freedom and liberty...

But now it means, "Oh yeah. This person is about to say some real dumb shit on Facebook".

Why did East Germany have a drafting compass on their flag?

So that you could draw the direction the country was going.

The green in the French flag...

The green in the French flag represents how many times France hasn't surrendered.

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Tim is driving to work when a man wearing yellow suddenly flags him down

He slows down, puzzled.

"Just who are you supposed to be?"

The man replies: "I'm a yellow cunt and I'll be on my way if you just give me some food!"

Tim is confused, but being a generally good-natured man, he gives the sandwich he was going to have for lunch, and the man skips a...

Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market.

Oh the irony.

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Imagine if they made an amusement park called Sex Flags

It would be a fucking roller-coaster

Dear confederate flag supporters, you may lose the battle but

You haven’t lost the wa-Oh wait....wow that’s awkward

The illegals protesting with Mexican flags, shouting "Trump is not my President" are telling the truth.

Their president is Enrique Peña Nieto.

A curious son notices a change in the U.S flag’s position and decides to ask his mom

Son: Mom, why is the flag at the top of the pole today?

Mom: Because there hasn’t been a mass shooting all week Billy.

What does the blue in the communist flag stand for?

Food

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A man is eating soup at a restaurant when he drops his spoon.

It was a particularly busy day, so the man thinks "Great, by the time I get another spoon, my soup will be cold." Nevertheless, he flags down his waiter and tells him that he dropped his spoon. The waiter says "Here ya go" and produces a spoon from his vest pocket. "Wow, that was convenient" the man...

Two Infantry Officers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up....

A technician walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole', said one officer, 'But we don't have a ladder."
The technician said, 'Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.'
He loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down.
He then took measuri...

TIL the American flag on the moon is now bleached completely white by the sun so historians and/or other species would never know it was America that first landed on the moon

They'll think it was France

The Swiss embassy has had it’s flag stolen.

Ambassadors are nonplussed.

Three americans are competing to paint a foreign flag on a white sheet of canvas ...

The three are given only 30 minutes to complete their assignment.

The first student decides to paint Germany's flag, the second will paint the United Kingdom's, and the third Hungary's.

The first and second are already making good progress. The third's about to take his first brush str...

Switzerland is a great country, with amazing views and nice people

And their flag is also great, which is a huge plus.

No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II.

I mean, there were red flags everywhere.

What part of the Canadian flag is the French's?

The white part.

I've been considering moving to Sweden because of their flag...

...it's a big plus.

A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he snuck across the border

He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look. When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience:

"What h...

Did you ever realize that the colours on the LGBT flag are actually all straight

Unless it blows?

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What do you get when you take the red circle off the Japanese flag?

The French flag.

Crossing the Border

A young Mexican man decides he wants to see a bit of America. He swims across the Rio Grande and finds a college football game about to start. He doesn't have any money to get in, so he climbs a flag pole to watch the game. Later that night he swims back across the river and tells his family how fri...

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Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door.

We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-ass neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service...

What did the South Korean flag holder say to the North Korean holder after the ceremony?

Hey, let's grab some lunch! I bet you're starving!

Why is everyone so fond of the Swiss?

I'm not sure exactly but their flag is a big plus.

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A French Girl gets her Period

My friend's family is French.


His sister had this huge French flag for a bed sheet.


Then one night she got her period.


Imagine her shock when she woke up on the Japanese Flag.

Turkey has the moon on its flag

Meanwhile the United States has its flag on the moon.

My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution

Could this be a red flag?

Hong Kongers should have been more cautious about the handover.

There were red flags everywhere.

The NFL has hired their first female referee.

She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago.

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I thought this sub was the appropriate place for some of these hard to believe real West Virginia Laws.

-If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.

-Roadkill may be taken home for supper.

-No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."

-Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.

-It...

What are the biggest red flags while dating a redneck?

The ones on his truck

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a...

I was trying to think of all the benefits of moving to Switzerland...

I can definitely say that the flag is a big plus

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?

They're hiring.

Highway 66

Along Highway 66 there drove an old man in a busted up car, after driving for 2 hrs, his car broke down so he pulled over. After looking at the car he decided to flag down another car for a tow to the nearest town.

After waiting for several hours along came a man driving a ferrari, who saw th...

My friend was dating a communist

He should have noticed earlier; there were a lot of red flags.

A guy was driving down the road with some monkeys in the back seat...

A policeman sees this and flags the car down and asks him about the monkeys.

Guy: These are my monkeys.

Policeman: You need to take them to a zoo. I'm letting you off with a warning today.

Next day, the cop sees the same guy driving the other way and flags him down.

Polic...

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A man walks into a church and sits in the confession booth. He says to the priest,

"forgive me father, for I have sinned. I was golfing yesterday and I cursed"

The priest asks, "Would you like to tell me about it?"

"Well," the guy says. "I was on the seventeenth hole, and I had just hit my best drive of the day. It was straight ahead, middle of the fairway, perfect ...

I stopped seeing this girl after I found out she was a communist.

I could see all the red flags

This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris...

... Effectively crippling the French military.

What's the best part about living in Sweden?

I don't live there but my friend told me that the flag is a big plus.

I started dating a communist girl a while ago, but I don't think it'll work out

I can't help but notice the red flags.

(Hope this ain't a repost, I thought about it during shower)

Back during the Apollo moon-missions, NASA astronauts left an American flag on the surface of the moon.

Over the years, unfortunately, the sun's harsh cosmic rays have bleached the flag completely white. So, any future visitors to the moon will no longer be able to find any proof that the *US* went to the moon, since the only flag left is the French flag.

[Dirty] What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

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