A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up

So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day....

I broke up with my girlfriend after she told me she was a communist.

In retrospect, I should have seen all the red flags

What are the two problems with the French flag?

The red bit and the blue bit.

Did you know that Solar Radiation has turned the American Flags on the Moon White?

Great... Now people will think France has been there

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The Japanese flag is a pie chart...

...showing how many of them are afraid of Godzilla.

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My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line

Did u know that al the flags on the moon have been bleached white due to radiation?

This makes the moon an official province of France

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How does a colorblind person see the LGBTQ flag?

They see it in gayscale.

Communism was bound to fail.

There were a lot of red flags.

The American flag that was planted on the moon has turned white due to solar radiation.

Now future historians will think the French got there first.

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Imagine if they made an amusement park called Sex Flags

It would be a fucking roller-coaster

I like my women how I like my American Flag...

Made in China.

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Tim is driving to work when a man wearing yellow suddenly flags him down

He slows down, puzzled.

"Just who are you supposed to be?"

The man replies: "I'm a yellow cunt and I'll be on my way if you just give me some food!"

Tim is confused, but being a generally good-natured man, he gives the sandwich he was going to have for lunch, and the man skips a...

Whats the best thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a Big Plus

Why did East Germany have a drafting compass on their flag?

So that you could draw the direction the country was going.

Dear confederate flag supporters, you may lose the battle but

You haven’t lost the wa-Oh wait....wow that’s awkward

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The American flag used to be a symbol for freedom and liberty...

But now it means, "Oh yeah. This person is about to say some real dumb shit on Facebook".

What does the green in the American flag stand for?

Being a reliable ally.

What does the blue in the communist flag stand for?

Food

Make sure you all have extra pin backs for your mini American flag pins. I lost mine...

‘N DA PIN DIDN’T STAY

The Swiss embassy has had it’s flag stolen.

Ambassadors are nonplussed.

Two Infantry Officers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up....

A technician walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole', said one officer, 'But we don't have a ladder."
The technician said, 'Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.'
He loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down.
He then took measuri...

Why are lines on the lgbt flag straight?

Legit question

My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution

Could this be a red flag?

A curious son notices a change in the U.S flag’s position and decides to ask his mom

Son: Mom, why is the flag at the top of the pole today?

Mom: Because there hasn’t been a mass shooting all week Billy.

Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market.

Oh the irony.

The illegals protesting with Mexican flags, shouting "Trump is not my President" are telling the truth.

Their president is Enrique Peña Nieto.

TIL the American flag on the moon is now bleached completely white by the sun so historians and/or other species would never know it was America that first landed on the moon

They'll think it was France

What part of the Canadian flag is the French's?

The white part.

Three americans are competing to paint a foreign flag on a white sheet of canvas ...

The three are given only 30 minutes to complete their assignment.

The first student decides to paint Germany's flag, the second will paint the United Kingdom's, and the third Hungary's.

The first and second are already making good progress. The third's about to take his first brush str...

Switzerland is a great country, with amazing views and nice people

And their flag is also great, which is a huge plus.

Only two countries have square flags

One is Vatican City, the other is Switzerland.


No wonder Swiss cheese is holy.

I've been considering moving to Sweden because of their flag...

...it's a big plus.

What did the South Korean flag holder say to the North Korean holder after the ceremony?

Hey, let's grab some lunch! I bet you're starving!

No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II.

I mean, there were red flags everywhere.

Why is everyone so fond of the Swiss?

I'm not sure exactly but their flag is a big plus.

Did you ever realize that the colours on the LGBT flag are actually all straight

Unless it blows?

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What do you get when you take the red circle off the Japanese flag?

The French flag.

I wouldn't date anyone from China

That's a HUGE red flag

Crossing the Border

A young Mexican man decides he wants to see a bit of America. He swims across the Rio Grande and finds a college football game about to start. He doesn't have any money to get in, so he climbs a flag pole to watch the game. Later that night he swims back across the river and tells his family how fri...

Turkey has the moon on its flag

Meanwhile the United States has its flag on the moon.

I wanted to move to Russia

But I looked around online & saw that they raised some big red flags.

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Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door.

We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-ass neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service...

The NFL has hired their first female referee.

She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago.

[Oh, yeah?] My ex-wife cheated on me with a communist!

...there were so many red flags.

I hated my trip to China

Left my review on their flag.

A sea captain sees smoke on the horizon and orders his ship to go investigate....

...as the ship gets closer to the smoke the captain can see through his binoculars that there is a fire burning on a small island, and a shirtless man jumping up and down waving his shirt like a flag. Just beyond the man and the fire there are three small grass huts. The captain orders the ship to g...

I was trying to think of all the benefits of moving to Switzerland...

I can definitely say that the flag is a big plus

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?

They're hiring.

My friend was dating a communist

He should have noticed earlier; there were a lot of red flags.

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a...

God and Tom Brady

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a nice little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Tom”, said God. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, inde...

It is the French Revolution and people are being executed.

The executioner grants the people who are being executed one last request before their heads are cut off.

A nobleman walks up to the block and says,” As a nobleman I request that all of my money go to my three children.” “Very Well” the executioner said. And he was executed.

A scientis...

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A French Girl gets her Period

My friend's family is French.


His sister had this huge French flag for a bed sheet.


Then one night she got her period.


Imagine her shock when she woke up on the Japanese Flag.

Help needed!

I need some advice on a pretty serious decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. There have been a few signs which I think I may be taking the wrong way and wouldn't like to falsely accuse her, but the number of these little warning flags keeps i...

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My grandpa was complaining about how participation trophies reward losing

So I asked him why he proudly displayed a Confederate Flag

There aren't a lot of advantages to people who live in Switzerland.

However, the flag is a big plus.

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There have been troubling developments with Europe’s terror threat levels, recently:

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1...

I pulled a lil sneaky on ya

A boy and a girl are standing by a flagpole. The boy asks the girl to climb up the pole, and take the flag down. She does so, and then gives the flag to the boy. The girl goes home later that day, and tells her mother what happened. Her mother responds with: "Oh, dear, that boy was just trying to lo...

This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris...

... Effectively crippling the French military.

[Dirty] What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

I’m starting to suspect my neighbor is a communist.

He just puts up a lot of red flags.

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John is invited to meet the Pope.

John is very anxious about the meeting. He spends hours picking the right suit and making sure his hair looks just right. After what seems like an eternity, John is satisfied with his appearance.

When John arrives to meet the Pope there are about 50 other people in line ahead of him, so John ...

During wartime, the Philippine flag is flipped upside down so the red part is on top

The same thing is done with the French flag, but instead they remove the red and blue colors

A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he snuck across the border

He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look. When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience:

"What h...

Back during the Apollo moon-missions, NASA astronauts left an American flag on the surface of the moon.

Over the years, unfortunately, the sun's harsh cosmic rays have bleached the flag completely white. So, any future visitors to the moon will no longer be able to find any proof that the *US* went to the moon, since the only flag left is the French flag.

A Canadian couple was strolling through a park in London and sat down on a bench next to an elderly Briton. The Brit noticed their lapel pins sporting the Canadian flag and, to make conversation, said "Judging by your pins, you must be Canadians".

A Canadian couple was strolling through a park in London and sat down on a bench next to an elderly Briton. The Brit noticed their lapel pins sporting the Canadian flag and, to make conversation, said "Judging by your pins, you must be Canadians".

"Indeed we are", replied the Canadian gen...

Michael Phelps will be the flag bearer for the 2016 USA Olympic Team

I hope he holds our flag high.

A man is stranded on a desert island.

After weeks alone, he sees a small ship heading his direction. He flags it down and someone jumps off the boat and swims to shore.

When they arrive on the beach he sees it's a beautiful woman wearing a wetsuit. He says to her, "I was worried I'd never make it off this island to enjoy the fine...

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup!

Get it? Hick-cup?

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Back in high school, I had a friend named Ving

He and his twin sister, Ling, had recently moved here from China and so they had very traditional names. One day, Ving mentioned to me how much he hated his name.
“What kind of name is Ving? It’s so stupid,” he said, frustrated.
“You know, you can get your name changed at city hall.”
“Re...