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I found some dildos I didn't order in my postbox.

It was junk mail.

What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

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I got arrested for indecent exposure after my neighbour claimed he could see my penis.

Maybe he should get a smaller postbox?

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On Christmas Eve, a postman is collecting letters from the post box when he comes across a letter addressed to Father Christmas

Intrigued, he opens it, to find, scrawled in orange crayon, the words

"Dear Santa,

My family is very poor, so this year I don't want any presents. Please could you just send me £20 so I can give it to my parents?

Love Kevin".

Touched, the postman searches his pockets, wh...

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