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Aluminium Jokes

Villain : Why is my calendar wrapped in aluminium?

Superhero : I’ve foiled your plan.

What did the aluminium say to Paul Simon?

You can call me Al

What happens when you eat aluminium foil?

You sheet metal

What is the difference between iron man and aluminium man ?

Iron man stops the bad guys, aluminium man just foils their plans.

Why was the thief unsuccessful in stealing some aluminium?

His plans were foiled

If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man...

My superpower would be foiling crime...

I hate going to aluminium recycling facilities

Its soda-pressing.

Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?

Pet Shop Worker: No, I think its aluminium

Me: So there's no nickel in this cage?

PSW: Don't do it

Me: It's a nickeless cage

PSW: LEAVE!

Ferris wheels are predominantly made of steel...

If it was aluminium, they'd be non-ferris wheels.

I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing now.

He replied that he was currently working on:

\*Aqua-thermal treatment on ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment\*

I was impressed......

On further enquiry, I learnt that he was washing dishes, with hot water under his wife's supervision.

Back when I was a Scooby Doo villain I had an allotment....

Every time I went to tend to my vegetables I would find them covered in thin sheets of aluminium.

Those pesky kids were always foiling my plot.

(I'm sorry)

A gypsy is doing his driving test.

The instructor asks him: What road sign is that?

The gypsy replies: Aluminium

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Husband goes to a police station, says ‘My wife is missing!’

Husband goes to a police station...
“My wife is missing! She went out yesterday and has not come home...”

Sergeant at Police Station:
“What is her height?”

Husband:
“Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall

Sergeant:
“Weight?”

Husband:
“Don't know. N...

A man was recruited for a space colony

He had been posted to a planet 14 lightyears from Sol. As his ship landed on the planet's glowing surface, he saw a car waiting for him.

"Welcome to Anti-Earth," The driver said, "don't worry we are going to change the name soon. I am here to take you to your quarters and show you the colony ...

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I called my friend yesterday

I called my friend yesterday night at 10.30 pm on phone, he said he was very busy, working on a special Project "Aqua Thermal treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium and Steel under a constrained environment".

I was impressed.

Later I realized - fucker is washing dishes , under the supervisi...

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A farmer had a chicken...

Every evening, the farmer put it in its coop made of mud, but in the morning, it somehow managed to get out from the back. So, the farmer made a wooden coop, put it in and nicely bolted the door. But in the morning, it still broke out from the back. Unable to figure out how, the farmer made an alumi...

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